An actual comment in my high school yearbook: "You're pretty quiet, but when you do say something, it's usually something a smart ass would say ;)" I'm a 27 year old male. I'm here to meet new friends and have fun, but don't worry I'm not here to use it as a dating service. Sometimes I can be a little shy, but I soon "warm up" to new people and enjoy making new friends. Some people say I am a smart ass, and that is probably true, but I do like to make people laugh. I have a serious side and know when to "behave", but I often let my silly and goofy sides roam free. I have never written anything before, but I love reading erotic stories. I just posted my first story, though it is very rough and my first attempt. Its a first and only draft, but I might re-write it later after I get more practice. My story is 100% true and I plan to start writing more true stories. Please feel free to explore my profile, as I have been working on stuffing it with things I like, and stuff I find amusing and humorous, or simply silly and fun. Look forward to meeting you; see you in the forum and chat rooms!

Interests
Life, love, human sexuality I find both erotic and fascinating, sports like American football, music, movies, art, unusual plants, history, space and the universe, women, business, sex, bonsai, computers, gadgets, technology.

Favorite Books
Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. Interview With The Vampire. Enders Game. Fear & Loathing in/ Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Anything by William Gibson (Sprawl Trilogy) and Tom Clancy. Old books like Beowulf and Don Quixote.

Favorite Movies
I am a big tv/film fan. True Romance, The Girl Next Door, Kalifornia, American Yakuza, Chasing Amy, Blade Runner, SLC Punk, (1997), Oldschool, A Clockwork Orange, The Big Hit, Hackers, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, Big Trouble In Little China, Breakfast Club, Red Dawn, Pineapple Express, Ruthless People, A Lot Like Love, Miami Vice, Pirates Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Braveheart, LOTR, Stargate, Star Wars, Scarface and lots of others, especially 80's movies. I love comedies, especially anything by Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and others. Huge Horror film fan, all kinds. Love the campy Evil Dead Trilogy, Bruce Campbell is a god. Might sound a little gay, but I like some romance and romcom movies... some chic flix... stop laughing! Some of my favorite tv shows are: Chuck, Dexter, Californication, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Burn Notice, Star Trek (any of them), same for Stargate, Lost, Heroes, Castle, Entourage, Weeds, True Blood, The Tudors, White Collar, Dark Blue, Nip/Tuck.

Favorite Music
All kinds except country. Rock, metal, punk (80's punk, not new stuff), 80's rock and 80's metal, techno/electronic, classic rock and metal, black/death metal, a random rap or pop song once in awhile and much more. Some off the top of my head: The Killers, U2, Queen, Iron Maiden, Metallica, 999, Muse, Dimmu Borgir, Stabbing Westward, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Depeche Mode, Ratt, Guns'n'Roses.