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TheChrisJ
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I figured some one needed to be the one show how.

The best part is the guy at the "blow job" class.
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"Rappin Rodney" - Rodney Dangerfield

What does that look like?
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Granted, but now you can't sleep at night so you become nocturnal and ur only friend is the chat room.
(Such a familiar feeling)


I wish I could sleep at night.
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The lens distorts; that accounts for the leaning. I can't take my eyes off that pic.


Then how did you type your reply?
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He'd say "Well alrighty then lets get down to it." Or get turned or something. Because I knew gross didn't scare him off so i tried insanity. Thats his only turn off I guess.
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I bet, I wonder if thats the first time he's left someone? You think he blocked me?
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I got a great story now. Well Tia tried to freak him out 1 day, obviously didn't work. So today he pmed me. I'll give u the jist of the conversation. He asked what i was doing and I said running from the gingerbread man he laughed. Then he asked my name told I couldn't afford one, he laughed. He asked how old i was told him a million then said "YOU THINK I'M OLD", he said no. Then he asked what i was into I said escaping the evil giant sloths. He didn't respond then i asked what he's into. And he left!
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Yea the chinese arent that smart they built all the buildings the wrong way. I mean look at the line in the backround. The only building thats right is the 1 in the bottom right.
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When Chuck Norris falls off a boat he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

I know a lot more.
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That's better than me. I would have, but after roc and zafia had to dirty it all up I wouldn't dare.
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Granted but you not only sleep for 8 hours, but for the rest of your life without waking up until you die.

I wish to be the fastest man on earth.
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Would u ever get in a big naked pile like that? Especially after roc's comment
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Granted, but only for 10 seconds so after that you fall to your death.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
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That happened to me 4 years ago. I was going to Wendy's actually i walked in saw a bear at the table in the back and ran out. I was so scared.
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I've heard about White Russians. Think I'll try that next.


If that's vodka and milk, NOOO.

But my favorite drink has got to be chocolate milk, shaken not stirred.
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I liked the ads. One said "We have more MILFs than a PTA meeting." Cracked me up real hard.


The stories side of the site will still show ads. We need to pay the hosting bill somehow.

I don't like ads in forums, and have never had them here. The chat feels like an extension to the forums, and I don't like them in there either.


Yea I was just joking.
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there was some video on , it was like abc morning news ppl or sumthing
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