TheChrisJ's Forum Posts

10 Jul 2009

I liked the ads. One said "We have more MILFs than a PTA meeting." Cracked me up real hard.

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10 Jul 2009

who bult the dinosaur boat, if noah built the animal 1?

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10 Jul 2009

Ahh. I see I see.

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10 Jul 2009

I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.

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10 Jul 2009

It's ok he's in France. You see the French Prime Minister? He's staring too, Obama was just following local customs. He doesn't wanna screw up after his wife touched the queen.

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10 Jul 2009

Ok I can wait, and i guess I'l go buy an imagination.

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9 Jul 2009

I'm imagination impaired mags. I'm gonne need a visual here.3mda0SobStW14KXD

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9 Jul 2009

Quote by Durrasch
Quote by TheChrisJ
Quote by nicola
Yes. It will be ready next week, just hang 5 until then folks!

Hang 5? I thought it was hang 10 like in surfing or, just hang loose.

Hang 5 was right. Nic was thinking of me. With this pegleg, I only have 5 to hang. Quit showing off, you ten-toed bastard, just cause YOU never lost a leg to an angry kraken!

But technically wouldn't you be hanging 6 because of the "peg-leg"?

And Cat, I got lost when u said "Oh no? Tell me you can't eat rice!""

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9 Jul 2009

Quote by chefkathleen
The japanese guy and his BS get to me.

Ya I don't like that guy he's annoying. But I like Alton and Bobby Flay Cat Corra and Mike Simon.

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8 Jul 2009

Quote by nicola
Yes. It will be ready next week, just hang 5 until then folks!

Hang 5? I thought it was hang 10 like in surfing or, just hang loose.

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8 Jul 2009

Funny but too bad that 1 with blonds is obviously photoshopped.

And chef Ive watched Triple D but not that often, he's ok I prefer Throwdown with Bobby Flay and Iron Chef America

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7 Jul 2009

Quote by nicola
Quote by TheChrisJ
Why is Dick short for Robert and Bill for William. And if there's a person whose short or short and fat named Richard do you call em' chode?

Dick is short for Richard. Bob is short for Robert.

That's what I meant but I was tired and typing fast so it got all jumbled up. So let me rephrase that question.

Why is Dick short for Richard and Bill for William. And if there's a person whose short or short and fat named Richard do you call em' chode? I think that's what I meant to say.

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5 Jul 2009

Why is Dick short for Robert and Bill for William. And if there's a person whose short or short and fat named Richard do you call em' chode?

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5 Jul 2009

Sorry Chef but, what's Triple D?

Really I don't know.

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4 Jul 2009

I was just watching a comedy show, and the comedian was talking about guys naming their dicks. I was curious if females names theirs too. Also anyone if you have a name for your genitalia or know someone who does, share if you want.

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4 Jul 2009

NAMLBA!

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4 Jul 2009

I wanna see a bird fly though there. Winner winner chicken dinner!

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3 Jul 2009

Well if you "Wanna be Startin' Somethin'"- Michael Jackson

Who else is gonna be there?

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1 Jul 2009

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To see that his dream had come true

You guys probably heard it before, but o well I'm still thinking.

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1 Jul 2009

Something is photoshopped there, obviously.

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1 Jul 2009

I just realized this thread is in the wrong section, it needs to be in the Sexy pics/vids section not Strange/Amusing pics.

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30 Jun 2009

That would be weird to hear a guy author speaking as a female in his story or vice versa. But it sounds like a great idea, and by the way I have a pretty deep voice I've been told encase you need one, no I'm playing. But seriously I do.

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