I don't think I have cum more than once in a session, but the definition of "session" might matter here.

Is there a place you enjoy sex more than anywhere else?

If I had to choose, copulation but oral could be the foreplay, right?😁

You on top or partner on top?

Ditto on strange beds. First night in a hotel is always rough for me. Staying only one night, as we did a couple weekends back, is worse.

But she accidentally dialled checking the time? I don't think that's even possible on my phone (Android) since it is locked and can only make emergency calls without unlocking.

Earl Grey and a doughnut.

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it's up to the citizens (or subjects, as the case may be) to decide.

First off, I second this.

And let's be honest, the US has not exactly been a paragon when it comes to governments in recent years. Maybe some introspection would be more useful than throwing stones in a glass house.

That said, I live in a constitutional monarchy (Canada) and wish we could find a good replacement. I am largely happy with our parliamentary system so maybe the German model where we replace our monarch and their representative, the governor-general, with a ceremonial presidency.

The mess to the South has soured me on an executive presidency, though. Or at least I would want even more robust checks and balances than the US already has. And, let's face it, that executive presidency probably costs as much or more than most monarchies.

Now picturing Jack White riding a black horse.🤪

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I need to stop joking about fetishes cause that's the quickest way down the rabbit hole for me.

I absolutely do not need or want to know what prompted this.😨

No bear again? No problem. Gorillas can make coffee, too. And the hairs are black so won't show. 😳

There's Deathwish Dark Roast in Bertha.

For the tea crowd, we have Scottish Breakfast and Sunday Tea (black tea with bourbon vanilla)

And we are a bar, so lots of other drinks to choose from.

Good morning!!

Good morning.

We are bear-en, I see.

Okay, I have given Bertha a good cleaning. Just for fun, I grabbed a random coffee from under the bar and put it in. Hope you like it.

For teas, there's Yorkshire Gold and English Breakfast.

And we are in a bar, so there's a host of other drinks to enjoy.

Whatcha having?

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Use metaphors to illustrate (and deepen) your descriptions. Also, contrary to the advice above, perhaps it's a lesser crime to reuse the same basic plain-spoken descriptors than it is to go out of your way to avoid it by substituting flowery esoteric language that draws far much attention to itself and interrupts the flow of the narrative.

Indeed. I have been a fan of H. P. Lovecraft's work (less so the man) for decades but, wow, someone really needed to hide his thesaurus. The guy could be the living definition of "flowery esoteric language" when in the right mood.

Being someone with a bad tendency to edit on the fly, I will often catch and fix overused language as I go. No thesaurus involved usually, unless I am really stuck for an alternative. Often, I can ditch a word or two in places, or reword things. But I don't really have a method, just a tendency to catch things as I edit.

Mint tea is for later. Right now, I need a strong mug of English Breakfast. Good morning, Rumps. Nice music selections today, Bear.

Off to see my doctor. Nothing, I hope, serious. Just a couple oddities I want investigated.

Later.

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Would have absolutely blown my mind seeing these queens singing live together ❤️

Oh hell, yes. I love that video.

Already taken advantage but, yeah, you'd think a Black Friday sale would last to Black Friday.

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When I'm smashed I usually just go in and delete all submissions.

So kind of the mod equivalent of drunk driving. 🤣

We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴

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Biggest project yet with shortest deadline

Isn't that how it goes? We are facing a massive one. Our core business system needs to be migrated to the cloud by January 2027. The underlying platform is dropping support for on-premises installs. Fortunately, I have one of my best team members in charge.

Okay that's enough talking shop.

Good morning, folks. I am cussing out this city something fierce. The construction project that was messing with my commute all summer ended. Now multiple other projects have popped up to mess with my route. Growl.

Strong cup of Red Rose and a doughnut.

I always seem to be a tiny bit horny, just rarely get seriously horny.

I am actually a bit anal about being on time so am often early.

Do you lose sleep over minor stuff?

Nope. My crashes have never involved people fleeing the scene.

HYE been hit on by a stranger and ended up with them as a new friend/partner?

Witches. Sprites. Talking apes and bears. Is this a bar or some weird cozy fantasy novel (yes, that's a hot new fantasy subgenre)?

Hi, y'all. Came by for a glass of wine 🍷 and to see what's up. Not much happening around here.

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So...how's the hot tub/dumpster?

The health department was out for the annual inspection. We put the bribe on your tab. I am sure you are good for it. She was kinda cute, too, so I am sure okay you're with us giving her your contact info. 😁

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Fucking Verbal. Always acting out in public. I'll try to keep his exhibitionistic wild ways under control. I swear it's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

🤣

Will happily join you for a tea. English Breakfast and a biscotti.

Weather sucks here. I am feeling less than 100% myself. Driving for three hours straight with only one short break left me tired and achy last night. Weather doesn't help. I often have headaches when the weather is bad.

Want to make a porno?

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Devo

(Psst. Supposed to be alphabetical following the last one.😉)

Quiet Riot (skipping the out of order entry)

LOL at that meme. It is so true. The minute the spooky costumes go away, out come the Christmas decorations and songs. Laufey is guilty as charged, with her new cover of Santa Baby coming out November 1.

Red Rose and a doughnut please.

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Evening all, hope you're all doing well.

I've missed being here, chatting with you all.

You're amazing people and totally wonderful.

Hello there. Nice to "see" you. Hope all is well.

Currently in a very large mini-apartment hotel suite on my employer's dime. It's slight overkill given we are only staying one night but they booked it. Have a company Christmas party to attend for the first time in years.

Later.

I supposed 2 years is long enough between posts here.

I would happily masturbate while being watched by basically anyone, male, female, or other. In fact, it's a bit of a fantasy of mine. Would want reciprocity or maybe even for it go beyond just watching each other.

Hmph. No bear or lion. Ape in charge.

Beats chest and roars

Cleaned up Bertha and brewing some dark roast Nicaraguan coffee. For tea, we have pots of Scottish Breakfast and Assam Organic. And it's a bar, folks, so there's plenty of other drinkies around.

Pink Floyd

The Cat Came Back the very next day...😻

I actually saw that in a theater once, probably as a short before a feature. Couldn't tell you the feature now, though.

Good morning. Week is ending. Tomorrow is my company's first party since the pandemic. Have to travel but the company is putting us up and paying mileage. Also puts us close to Lady Ape's cousin so we will pop in for a visit the next day.

Writing is kind of all over the place right now. Need to find something I can focus on. And this weekend is shot to hell for getting anything done (see above).

Red Rose, please.