Um, yeah. Once after totalling a vehicle on a major highway, once when they mistook me for a bank robber (really). Had to sit and chat with the arresting officer until his supervisor checked the security video and cleared me. They never really thought it was me, I don't think. If they did, they were being remarkably chill about it.

What is the scariest encounter you've had with law enforcement?

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This. I think an alert goes up now, too. Just trying to remember when my last went up.

Heat of the Moist -Asia (Moment)

Ever Moist - Nightwish (Dream)

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Hello, Which story that a man meets trans woman and then the man dress as a woman and having sex with trans woman ? Answer me. Thank you

That's a pretty generic plot. Hopefully, someone can tell you how to get stories like that using the tags or something. The Trans category would be a starting point. Maybe stuff in that category with "Cross-dressing" as a tag? Or cross-dressing stories with trans as a tag?? I don't search here much, just read stuff on the front page or in comps that catches my eye, so not sure how much help that is.

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Just for Bear

Taco

Puttin On The Ritz

I, on the other hand, had this album. His eighties pop take on standards was quite entertaining.

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Aldo Nova

Fantasy

Poor guy. Solid eighties rock but ended up being a bit of a one hit wonder. My brother had the album and it was actually pretty good as I recall.

So I started redoing the lost story and it's... Going somewhere. And I have gone back to something I started a while ago and I am trying something different with it. First is for here for sure. Second depends on what I do with it.

And I see no bears around, so I will put some Fire-Roasted Saint Drogo coffee in Bertha. For teas there's Yorkshire Gold and Earl Grey Cream. Kettle is hot and ready if you fancy other hot bevvies. And it's a bar so there's always our selection of fine alcohol. Whatcha drinkin'?

Got a couple things now.

One that is definitely for here about a woman with life struggles who retreats to a nudist resort and finds ... well, love would be a stretch. Solace through sex?

The other is an old idea that I keep coming back to, basically my take on romantasy. Where is goes depends on how hot I let things get. At one point, I tried incorporating it into my Tana-verse on SS but I was stretching something fierce to make it work. New version could potentially be in that world still, but with no connection to the other stories.

Home. It would have to be a pretty special movie for me to pay current theater prices.

Streaming or DVD?

Sheep, did I forget a question? Must have been an off day.

No, I don't normally wear one. The only jewellry I own is my wedding ring and it needs some work to fit on my fat fingers (though I should give it a try, I am back to where I was back then weight-wise).

Are you scared of the dark?

I guess my withdrawl from "social media" is a bit of a boycott, at least in Meta's case. Zuckerberg po'd me with his rather cavalier attitude to privacy and people's personal data.

Has a dream ever come true for you?

Very much a bush man. Trimmed is fine, but not that into bare pussies. (but this is the Have You Ever thread 😉)

HYE been to a nudist camp or resort?

Never had either so I'll just pick Lincolnshire since it apparently uses sage as a seasoning.

Sausage or bacon for breakfast?

Hmm. My family had a dog, cat, and fish at one point but I don't remember how many fish. A lot.

Have you had an exotic pet (snake, tarantula, wild mammal, etc.)?

Beach. Don't actually swim myself so would rather have the scenery.

Clothing optional: Nude or swimsuit?

Hmm. Both have merits. Mash, I think.

With gravy or just butter?

Hi, folks. Mood is in the tank. Fucked up and lost a story that felt like it would have legs which didn't help. Might take another go at it or just move on to one of my other projects. Not sure.

I turn 60 in three weeks. The wife clearly wants to do something special and I just want to spend a week or two by myself. After 21915 days on Earth (yes, I calculated it, though I estimated leap days so I might be off by a day or two), what's one more?

Sorry for the rant. I will take a strong cup of Red Rose. Bag in and steep the hell out of it.

Apples. Have never been fond of pears for some reason.

Eat the apple raw or bake a pie?

Yes, but only browsed.

HYE made a sex tape/video?

Natural but a good or interesting dye job is fine. One of my favourite singers right now does some amazing colours in her hair (blues, pinks).

Bikini or one-piece swimsuit?

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I notice the shape, especially that of the glans, more than the size. A hot cock definitely sends a hot signal directly from my eyes to my own penis. Lately I'm especially turned on by uncut ones, and thoughts of what I can do with all that foreskin, though cut ones are great too. I do find pubic hair (on BOTH men and women!) to be a huge turn-on, so shaved doesn't do as much for me - although a beautiful shaved cock can still turn me on. Size might matter more if I had a pussy, but I'm wanting it to go in my mouth or my ass, and I'm not sure bigger is better for those holes.

Mostly what he said. Huge cocks don't attract me (scare me a bit even). Something more modest in size but visually appealing in other ways might be more my speed. Circumsized is an asset generally but that might just be a bias due to having a cut cock myself. One good time with an uncircumcised dick could change that, I guess.

Yes. 😊

Seriously? I enjoy bit but probably prefer giving, whether that's eating pussy or sucking cock

Spit or swallow (a mouthful of cum, I mean)?

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Montréal!!

Bonjour!

Southern Ontario here. Born, raised, and lived in the Great Lakes basin my whole life.

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I'd be glad to be able to sing when I'm 80. In fact, I'd be glad not to croak…

I would be glad to be able sing now without people screaming and throwing things. 😲🤣Richie's a guitarist, not a singer, though. If you want a singer who is still going strong in his eighties, there's John Lodge, ex of the Moody Blues. 81 and released a new EP not long ago, partly written while recovering from a stroke.

April has magically turned into February for me and, damn it, I want April back. I know late snow like this is always a possibility in this region but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Bear claw and an Irish Breakfast.

Not my first choice but I wouldn't say "no" if the opportunity presented.

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Yes, to Jane Seymour!

Oh, hell yes. I had such a crush on her in my younger days. Was quite pissed at Galactica (the original) killing off her character.

The house my wife shared with a couple other students in grad school is where we first fooled around. Actual intercourse was in my first post-university apartment.

Toured the UK and Ireland. There's another vacation in there but I forget what. Maybe our Panama tour.

Scary truth: Blackmore is turning 80 next week. And is still working. Of course, having a gorgeous younger wife who sings like an angel helps, I imagine (Candice Night, with whom he formed Blackmore's Night).

Oo, toughie. Green I think. Don't get to eat it very often, though.

Spicy as they can make it or go easy?

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It is Bunny season after all!

LOL. Speaking of bunnies, how ya' doing?