Morning all. A cup of coffee please before I resume my duties as corporate whore.
Wishing wveryone well
I am so fucking pissed at myself. I hurt two people due my inability to do the right thing. My fault entirely. Fucking, fuck!
Good morning all. Sleep is again elusive and 4 AM is an unwelcome friend. May a get a cup of coffee please?
My first idea for the competition would definately fall afoul of the TOS. I am thinking of a second idea, but it is less clear how I would get the characters there. Maybe more coffee and a special something in it would help.
In my concert queue right now I have The Shins, Elbow, The National, Elvis Costello, King Crimson, Dead Kennedys, and Arcade Fire. On of the few perks of living in Los Angeles.
I can't taste salt due to a genetic lack of taste buds. I use it only because I was told that my food needed salt. Now I have someone taste it for salt in a new recipe. I didn't even have salt in the house when I was single.
Oddly, I am good cook.
Morning, afternoon, good night alll depending upon your location.
I, like Gil, am suffering from the dreaded insomnia. I'd better have a coffee.
Hannah congrats on all fronts.
What is this "new direction?"
Hope all had a great day, night, morning wherever you are. I am so tired I am punchy. My new motto is, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
So please kind sir, set me up with strong coffee and two shots of your finest. I recognize that could be a very low bar (yes, the bad pun is intended).
Since my first idea was not to be allowed, my next thought was, "What is filth?" Then I looked down at the floor and understood.
I got a massage today (no, not that kind) and am feeling remarkably fresh. Massage feels so good, I wonder why we don't do it more often?
I had to take the car keys from my father today. He is getting older with some health issues. Difficult on a couple of fronts. Went much better than it could have.
Bulldogs.
In college though, we didn't have a mascot, only a color. Maroons! Somehow I think I was gypped
I'll join Seeker in the special coffee.
I need to get on the phone with timezones east. I am in a bit of a dark mood from the insomnia and the prospect of the call. Maybe that will translate into an idea for the contest. Rumple, I will ping a mod, but when I re-read the FAQs, it seemed pretty clear. Might be able to revamp the idea though.
Can't sleep. Stupid insomnia. Better give me something strong. A round for anyone else who wants one.
Congrats Hannah! What can I say that hasn't already been said?
Beer me please! Or maybe something harder. Whoredom was pretty horrible today. One more mess that someone else made that I need to clean up. I really don't need help getting into trouble...
Good to see all the one people here.
For those in the UK, happy Election Day when you arise.
I looked up the site rules again and my story idea for the Pure Filth Contest wouldn't be allowed. Time to re-think...
Good morning all!
I am struggling with sleep again. Please give me a double shot of coffee with a double shot of whiskey.
Happy Birthday Tonya! Time to get out my ermine flogger.
I hav an idea for the Pure Filth contest. Now to find out whether it would be allowed...
While my days of prostitution for my corporate pimps may be numbered, they insist I work. So, hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work i go.
Howdy all. Back from Corporate Whore duties and I need a shower. Could I get a strong drink while the water is warming, please?
Tonya - Great to see you. Hope you are feeling well
Milik - Your story is in my queue but haven't had time to read it yet
Oceanrunner - still working through yours in my queue
Seeker - Yours are in the queue too
(Jeez, I need to get on this...)
Verbal - Glad to hear you beat the writer's block
Browncoffee - Ten teaspoons of sugar?
I think I have finished a story for here. I won't submit it until my compilation is submitted. I seem to have a natural affinity for stories between 1200 and 1600 words - no more, no less.