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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 42
United States

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Almost killed myself and my ex when she was giving me road head. Unfortunately, I just can't drive safely during this activity. Scary....at least she couldn't see the oncoming traffic.
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Make sure you are donating to a real charity, lots are scams. If possible, donate to an individual you know is there doing something.
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Oh my! I can think of a few things to do with that.......
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Blitzed

Plastered

Zonked

Blasted

Wasted

New owner of a permanent marker mustache.

Groped ;)

Hammered

Gonezo
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If it were not for my paranoia of STD's and The AIDS, I would have no problem with random and casual sex, often.
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Wow, okay. I didn't think I had THAT much to drink last night!
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Quote by KoolHandDuke
You would still drive the Pinto station wagon

Damn Primal, just move to PA and get a horse and buggy.



Horse and buggy? I don't get the reference?
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I hope I get to deflower a virgin someday, but I've never met one before.

I was my ex-fiancee's 10th partner, it did not bother me. I would only want to marry a virgin if I somehow knew she loved sex and couldn't wait to try everything with me.
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Hmm, I love being a human scratch post for the kitties ;)
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I would take my car to the wash every day if they were giving out ACTUAL handjobs. ;)
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Those polar bear commercials are misleading, the footage is not from global warming!


Hi, my penis is cold, can I warm it up in your vagina?
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Same as Pixie but opposite. My experience is external, I have no concept of what genitals with a big hole inside me would feel like. My world is hanging externally and penetrating, I would like to experience having a pussy and being penetrated. I can only imagine it would feel so weird, but women obviously enjoy it.
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I saw you on the floor, you got some sexy dance moves lady. Wanna come back to my place? Ill let you dance on my pole!
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I enjoy religious arguments, I always win. I do however, avoid the topic whenever possible if its a family member, like grandma. Would feel bad if I made an old woman cry. No good can come from religious/social/political conversations with family.

I hate it when the topics get raised at family gatherings.

Chauncey, you wiccan or something? What religion are you that other religions want to convert you?
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My favorite porn are the types that have a story and hardcore scenes.

Like... The Masseuse, Pirates 2, Conquest, Nurses, Babysitters, Cheerleaders, Flashpoint, The Fashionistas, Upload, Surrender of O, XXX Brady Bunch LOL, and so on.
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I think my brother is the only person other than my parents who I would trust to have my back. Still, I would never want them to know everything about me, that would make my brain explode, and I would probably avoid them if they did.

I trusted a friend once who I at the time, considered my best friend. He ditched me at a lake to go get stoned with people he barely knew, that never sat right with me after that. I know that doesn't sound like much, but it pissed me off royally at the time. I could understand if it was for a girl, but it wasn't.

I told the wrong "friend" something very personal about me, and not a month later she stopped talking to me out of nowhere (not related to what I told her). I thought we were good friends, we used to hang out almost daily, but she disappeared for 6 months until one day I ran into her on a sidewalk downtown. I asked her what happened and why she seemed to have dropped me off in the trash, and she told me to fuck off and that she already had too many friends, and she walked away. Have yet to see her again, that was 7 years ago. She's a lesbian, we were just friends, I never hit on her, still clueless about what the fuck happened. Talk about a blind side.

She was the last person in "real life" I opened up to. I didn't even tell my ex-fiance what I told her.

Hmm, I don't trust people. This is glaringly obvious.
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Not washing your hands after every bathroom visit is "fucking" disgusting in my opinion. Not the people, but the act itself.

I'm not a clean freak, but I don't want to shake hands with a guy who just held his dick in his hand, touched a handle to flush, and is now touching my hands.

Gross.

No thanks, I prefer my food and clothes and everything else to be piss and feces free. Toilets have a six foot splash radius, so not washing your hands is idiotic. I'm not religious, but even stone throwers in the bible knew to wash your hands after you squat and before eating.
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Based on the definitions made in this thread, I don't think I've ever had a best friend before, not the way you all describe them.

I guess my ex-fiance would be the closest I've had to a best friend, but that's been over for four years. I can think of four or five guys throughout my life I would call a "good" friend. I have one in my life currently, but life is pulling us in different directions. I have a fwb, but we don't "talk" to each other in a "best" friend way. We hang out, she's fun, but we don't "share".

I have lots of friends, but I don't "talk" to any of them, not when it comes to myself anyways. I don't talk to anyone about myself for that matter. I have lots of family, but I'm not "close" with any of them. In fact, I think I keep everyone at a distance, when it comes to personal or private matters. I think I probably consider more things "private" than the average guy.

Ironic, my anonymous "online" friends, probably know more about me than anyone in my actual life. This actually kind of makes me feel lonely, even with plenty of people in my life. I guess I'm just not the open type, unless its anonymously on the internet of course.
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I had a crush on several teachers, one in middle school and a couple in high school. All were younger, beginning teachers, usually around 22-24 or so. All HOT, not just for a teacher, but just damn sexy.

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What books are in your "reading list" for the near future?

This is kind of an off-shoot or "child" thread of the "what are you reading right now" thread, but I felt it was different enough to deserve it's own thread.

I don't have a scheduled list or anything, but I do have a notebook page with a checklist, to make sure I don't forget what I wanted to read. Below are a handful I plan to read over the next couple months or so, hopefully ha ha ha. Some are re-reads and some I have never read before:


- Don Quixote (currently reading), by Miguel de Cervantes and Edith Grossman (sp? don't have in front of me)

- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, by Philip K. Dick (story that inspired Blade Runner)

- , by Vladimir Nabokov. subject, but greatly written and some of the best sentence structure anywhere. A lot is lost in translation from Russian to English, so I plan to read the annotated version, and maybe some things will make more sense to me this time around.

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson. Haven't read it in four or five years, would like to re-read it soon.

- Eros The Bittersweet, by Anne Carson. I won't lie, it was referenced on the first season of The L Word, and I thought I should read something outside my normal field of vision.

- Catcher In The Rye, by JD Salinger. Haven't read it since high school, would like to read it again.

- Enders Game, by Orson Scott Card.
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I never follow through on them either, and haven't made any in several years. I consider myself still working on the ones I set for myself five years ago. Got to finish those before I start new ones
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I heard in Alaska and Canadanadia they use the phrase: frozen beaver slip.
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I heard in Alaska and Canadanadia they use the phrase: frozen beaver slip.