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Quote by DLizze


Here is a photograph my grandfather took somewhere in Baltimore, MD in 1958


Awesome! Win just doesn't quite say enough.
I remember that I knew the internet had potential when I started finding files like this........




I even had the picture on a deck of cards!


Then there was the redneck hillbilly whose house blew away in a tornado, and his buddy says, "Shoot, no problem we can retrailer it for ya!"
Quote by MrNudiePants


My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...


Good call, turns out third from the right is the free blowjob department.
Quote by Java

Super Star my ass!


That's probably exactly what she said!
I've gotten a couple of user's guides that could use manuals.

Then again maybe the best advise is ignore the manual, "pls see real product"
Quote by chefkathleen
You know I've seen this all over the internet for years and I still wonder if it's real. Can/could you really wear something like that on your wedding day. Seriously?


Well you can, but there are a couple of conditions...
Just remember kids, "When you see an Atomic Flash...Duck and Cover!"
We've got an Alamo Draft House Just up the street. Next time I go see a movie, you know where I'm going!
You've got to love the little tag below the Dildo headline, "Win 1 of 3 family passes to see the Wiggles"
Quote by chefkathleen
What a dumbass. People can really get hurt doing something like that. Too much oil.


You got that right. I think those things are some of the most dangerous contraptions out there. At least this guy was smart enough to use a 10 foot pole.

Watching that video, it looked like the flare up was all most done and he could have just let the bird cook.
I remember when I was a kid a bunch of my grandma's friends talking about old expressions. One of these sweet little old ladys says that they used to say, "He could put his shoes under my bed anytime!"
Quote by nicola
Thanks playmale!


You're welcome, and thanks for the pic! I love that her shirt doesn't say what she can't do!

It reminds me of another joke, maybe it will lift your spirits:
A priest and a rabbi are on a plane. A very goodlooking stewardess asks if she can get them anything. The rabbi orders a brandy. The priest declines and smugly says to the rabbi, "As a preist I'm not allowed to drink or fornicate." The rabbi quickly raises his hand and calls, "Miss, I didn't know I had a choice!"
Everyone reacts a little differently while Dad explains what it means to have the dog fixed.
Out of solidarity for you Nicola, I've skipped the evening coffe and had an herbal tea instead!

"A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, 'A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits.' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ...'" ~ Emo Phillips
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." Emo Phillips
I thought this thread was going to be about boobs.

<Ambiguity on>
Real ones are nice, but the fake ones they make these days look pretty good too!
</Ambiguity off>

Maybe sometimes they should think about translating their product names.yHyx4Xm12XqQDsbL
Maybe it is just so much quicker to write Lol than to spell out his whole name...
Larry Oliver Longfellow
Maybe there was a sign that said "Fine for lewd behavior" and he tought, "Well, if it's fine..."
At first it sounded like the Double Rainbow guy was getting a hummer while enjoying the scenery. Then it became apparent that he must have spent the afternoon gathering mushrooms. In answer to his repeated question, "What does it mean?" It means you are not so good at picking out the "safe" mushrooms, dude.


A side note on the Hay Guy. I sure hope for his sake that was a two wire bailer and not a three wire bailer! Yikes!
I haven't bumped into anyone that I know, but I can think of some I'd like to bump into!
Quote by javier
In other words: textbook material of a gold digger.


You might try looking in a mirror.

A Copyright is the ownership of a piece of property. Now maybe you don't like the idea that someone else owns something you like, but you have no right to it.

Creating an audio version of a written copyrighted work is called creating a derivative work, and or could be deemed a public performance of a copyrighted work. Both are considered an infringement.

When someone decides to steal someone else's property like this, even if they intend to give it away like some sort of self imporatant Robin Hood, then that person is still a thief.

Quote by javier
Would this be legal? And it wasn´t what's the worse that could happen to me, just get the page shut down??


No it's not legal. With all due respect, the worst is that you get away with it. The best is that she nails your stealing butt to the wall, you pay the court costs, damage to the value of the work (loss of potential sales of a body of work with apparantly a very restriced amount of availablilty therefore a high value) and punitave damages. That's additional money awarded as punishment for being a jerk.
Hay now, that's quite an ingeneous instant costume machine, and halloween is coming up!


As a my old a buddy, Chico say, "Imma guessa thatsa fake!"