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Smiley Guru
So let me see if I have this right. The Egyptians arrested a couple of Italians for stealing a painting by a Dutch guy, yet do not have the painting.
I'm getting the impression that there is more we don't know. We'll have to keep an ear out for more news on this story. The whole thing makes me dizzy.
I'm getting the impression that there is more we don't know. We'll have to keep an ear out for more news on this story. The whole thing makes me dizzy.
Smiley Guru
Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray, 'God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop being bad!'
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer! He prayed again, 'God, please get my foot out and I'll stop swearing AND being bad!'
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's horn blared.
He tried his plea one more time, 'God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop trying to look up little Mary's dress.'
Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free and he fell backwards, the train narrowly missing him. He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said 'Thanks anyway God, I got it myself.'
Panicked he started to pray, 'God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop being bad!'
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer! He prayed again, 'God, please get my foot out and I'll stop swearing AND being bad!'
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's horn blared.
He tried his plea one more time, 'God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop trying to look up little Mary's dress.'
Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free and he fell backwards, the train narrowly missing him. He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said 'Thanks anyway God, I got it myself.'
Smiley Guru
Looks like it's time for technology to come to the rescue. We need voice recognition and actuated texting commands, and some kind of retarted software to garble normal speech into text speak.
The problem is diver distaction, and a driver that allows themselves to be distacted may have a serious consequence. I don't think it's appropriate to make a law about evey stupid thing people can dream up to do, giving people the illusion that they are completely safe and can carry on in a mindless fasion assuming that nothing will happen to them.
People need to be responsible for their actions and accountible for the consequences.
Don't make it illegal, make it an instant at fault any time a driver on the phone or texting is involved in an accident. and allow special punitave damages awardable for those circumstances. That way the victim gets the benefit, since they were wronged, instead of Johnny law getting more money for the secret policeman's ball.
Imagine some idiot in a really nice car is texting and hits your car and as a punishment the court awards you not only for you to get your car fixed, but you get the other drivers car after it is fixed too!
"Sorry about the accident. Here's the offender's pink slip. Have a nice day!"
Better than you and I paying to put them up in jail.
The problem is diver distaction, and a driver that allows themselves to be distacted may have a serious consequence. I don't think it's appropriate to make a law about evey stupid thing people can dream up to do, giving people the illusion that they are completely safe and can carry on in a mindless fasion assuming that nothing will happen to them.
People need to be responsible for their actions and accountible for the consequences.
Don't make it illegal, make it an instant at fault any time a driver on the phone or texting is involved in an accident. and allow special punitave damages awardable for those circumstances. That way the victim gets the benefit, since they were wronged, instead of Johnny law getting more money for the secret policeman's ball.
Imagine some idiot in a really nice car is texting and hits your car and as a punishment the court awards you not only for you to get your car fixed, but you get the other drivers car after it is fixed too!
"Sorry about the accident. Here's the offender's pink slip. Have a nice day!"
Better than you and I paying to put them up in jail.
Smiley Guru
There are two things that come to my mind on this topic.
First I recently read a quote, "Every generation believes it is smarter than the one before it and wiser than the one after it."
The other is...
When you are 20 you are worried about what everone is thinking about you.
When you are 40 you don't care what others are thinking about you.
When you are 60 you realize that they never were thinking about you.
No one ever gets it, but some fit in better than others.
First I recently read a quote, "Every generation believes it is smarter than the one before it and wiser than the one after it."
The other is...
When you are 20 you are worried about what everone is thinking about you.
When you are 40 you don't care what others are thinking about you.
When you are 60 you realize that they never were thinking about you.
No one ever gets it, but some fit in better than others.
Smiley Guru
Quote by WellMadeMale
It's kind of like driving a car. I'm always looking for my escape route and sizing people up. Always.
Well put!While some might say it sounds paranoid, think about a hunter or warrior. That is the trait that lets them survive.
I've heard interviews with criminals, they size people up looking for distracted, unaware, confused looking targets. Why go after someone whose radar appears to be working overtime?
As far as pickpockets, I'm pretty sure it's OK to shoot them here in Texas.
Smiley Guru
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement = bananosecond
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1 unit of suspense in a mystery novel = 1 whod unit
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 monologs = 5 dialogs
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa
100 Senators = not one decision
10^18 acts = 1 exact
10^15 shops = 1 petashop
10^12 bulls = 1 terabull
10^9 antics = 1 gigantic
10^9 "lo"s = 10^21 picolos = 1 gigalo
10^6 aches = 1 megahurtz
10^6 phones = 1 megaphone
2 x 10^3 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10^1 cards = 1 decacards (or 52 cards = 1 decacards)
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
5 dialogs = 1 decalog
10^-1 mates = 1 decimate
10^-1 mals = 1 decimal
10^-1 bels = 1 decibel
10^-2 mental journeys = 1 centimental journey
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
10^-3 of an ion = 1 million
10^-3 Helen of Troys = 1 milliHelen, the amount of beauty required to launch one ship
10^-6 fish = 1 microfiche
10^-6 phones = 1 microphone
10^-6 bottles of mouthwash = 1 microscope
10^-12 really big scares = 1 picoboo
10^-18 boys = 1 attoboy
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement = bananosecond
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1 unit of suspense in a mystery novel = 1 whod unit
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 monologs = 5 dialogs
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa
100 Senators = not one decision
10^18 acts = 1 exact
10^15 shops = 1 petashop
10^12 bulls = 1 terabull
10^9 antics = 1 gigantic
10^9 "lo"s = 10^21 picolos = 1 gigalo
10^6 aches = 1 megahurtz
10^6 phones = 1 megaphone
2 x 10^3 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10^1 cards = 1 decacards (or 52 cards = 1 decacards)
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
5 dialogs = 1 decalog
10^-1 mates = 1 decimate
10^-1 mals = 1 decimal
10^-1 bels = 1 decibel
10^-2 mental journeys = 1 centimental journey
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
10^-3 of an ion = 1 million
10^-3 Helen of Troys = 1 milliHelen, the amount of beauty required to launch one ship
10^-6 fish = 1 microfiche
10^-6 phones = 1 microphone
10^-6 bottles of mouthwash = 1 microscope
10^-12 really big scares = 1 picoboo
10^-18 boys = 1 attoboy
Smiley Guru
Had they been war movies, horror movies, phycho killer movies, shoot-em up westerns, ninja movies, spy movies, gangster movies or any number of other movies with gratitous violence and murder it probablly would have been OK.
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Not if anyone is getting pleasure from it!
Only Ok if the covers stay on.
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Not if anyone is getting pleasure from it!
Only Ok if the covers stay on.
