The Painter And Decorator
A decorator compliments the lady of the house on the shape of her bottom and, eventually, they are in bed together
"Nice arse," said the man on the stepladder as the mature woman in tight jodhpurs bent over. "What did you say?" demanded the not unattractive woman, turning to face the man. "I said, nice arse; it may be a bit big but that is how I like them," said the man on the ladder. "How dare you! apologise at once," snapped the woman. "I am just complimenting you on your arse, Mrs," replied the man. "You will get out of my house th...