I call coffee “The Devil's Drink”. I imagine you think I'm crazy because, let's be honest, how many of us only function because of coffee. Before you call for me to be beheaded, let me explain. Nothing good happens after you're asked the phrase “Let's grab some coffee!”. Even bars are better than coffee. Ideas spark in bars. People fall in love at bars. People get wasted and have great times at bars. It is said that after...

In high school I was not usually a party goer, but something enticed me this one particular time. Maybe I was just sitting around the house too much, or maybe I forgot why I usually don't go to parties. It usually ended up with my friends going home with the various people I wanted to go home with. My instincts were telling me to not go, and as I got dressed I was regretting saying yes to my friend, Rachael. Rachael was t...

The first thing I should tell you, is that I changed the names for the purposes of this story. If the young lady I am about to write about found out I was telling this story, she would be extremely embarrassed. Her name in this story will be Jordan. I used to work for a small automotive repair company. I can't work on cars, but I can sure answer phones. When I was hired, they really just wanted a pretty face at the front...