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Jayne33

Over 90 days ago

Straight Female, 41

0 miles · England

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23 Jan 2014

Quote by little_kitty
It's mental stimulus. Kind of, think along the lines of "the grass is always greener on the other side". We hear our own local dialect day in and day out, and suddenly ... an accent! Our brain (OK, I'll insert here that everything in this post is my own personal opinion, and not some source of study.) ... Our brain immediately responds to this foreign stimulus with interest.

The Irish lilt, the Scottish brogue, the Southern drawl, and that sexy Australian thing? The elegant Brits, and the naughty Greek... Those are my favorites. All equal panty-wetters. Why? They're strange, they're foreign, they're erotic in their newness. And I LOVE it.

Talk dirty to me ... especially if you've got an acent. I'll be putty in your hands.

I was thinking This ^ ^

I never really thought I had much of a strong accent myself, until I posted a few audio stories and everyone started commenting on my accent. There aren't many accents that I don't like to listen to. My problem is if I spend too much time with someone with a different accent to mine, I start to pick up theirs as well, and it sounds like I'm taking the piss.

23 Jan 2014

cheerleader

Loving the new store!!

This site just keeps getting better and better. Not only can I read the best erotic stories on the web, chat with someone brilliant friends, now I can get my naughty supplies!!

How glad am I that it was payday yesterday - Perfect timing kekekegay

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21 Jan 2014

I got really into Maxi dresses last year, I'm a tall girl curvy girl, so they flatter my shape. I do have some mini dresses, but I'd tend to wear them on the beach, or garden.

18 Jan 2014

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12 Jan 2014

Massive congratulations to the winners. It was such a great competition. I think three of the best writers on the site deservedly won it.

I knew it was a mistake to encourage Jaymal to enter, but I still can't wait to see him in that jumper.

12 Jan 2014

I swear like a trooper, so there aren't many swear words that haven't crossed my lips. I tend to use Shit the Bed! If I do something I really wish I hadn't. My latest favourite seems to Fucking Cock Munch! Which I've been using fair amount recently.

12 Jan 2014

10 Jan 2014

But then again, I might go for something like this;

10 Jan 2014

I've only really just heard of this. Apparently my city plays host to the biggest Steampunk festival in Europe! I might have to check it out this year.

Here's what I'd go for;

10 Jan 2014

Loving this colour;

8 Jan 2014

Loving the colour, not loving the fact that it took four coats to cover, guess that's the down side to it being a cheaper make.

7 Jan 2014

Quote by sweet_as_candy

Oh I am loving this! I have the nails inc magnetic polish but it doesn't look as good as this! (Maybe I am not doing it right!) I think I may need to make a purchase...!

I think it depends on what colour you get. I got a pink colour as well, but that doesn't work half as good. I found I had to put one coat on, wait until it was nearly dry, then do the second coat and put the magnet on the second coat for best results.

Quote by Dancing_Doll

Oooh, it's pretty! I like it. Is it the magnet nails? I haven't tried that kind of polish.

Yeah, it's done with magnets. I need to buy some new colours to test if the other ones are as good. (Bit annoying that you can only use the polish from the place I got the wands, as the selection isn't huge)

Loving this thread. I got a box to store all my polish in with loads of new colours, so be prepared for a few posts from me soon when I test them all out.

6 Jan 2014

I've been playing with my new nail polish that I got for Christmas. This is that Avon Magic Wand stuff. Doesn't work as well as I'd hoped, but still pretty cool...

29 Dec 2013

Quote by Shylass

Sorry it's taken me so long to reply!

1. Yes, you can ask others to do your audio for you. There are three basic answers they can give you (yes, no, and a rude one).

If I ever (rarely) do an audio for somebody, I insist on doing an edit before I'll think about it. The voice is not always able to translate the written word quite so well when dealing with us amateur writers. Sometimes (my own work included), our stories need a bit of an overhaul in order to produce an effective audio. In fact, some of my pieces were written specifically for audio. They appear awkward and clunky on the page, and only the audio can bring them to life. It's the same with song lyrics. They are a very specific art.

A well-written story can go either way, and loses nothing between the two mediums. That's why many of us proofread our pre-verified work by reading it aloud. It throws up many awkward sentences or mis-types.

2. The audio will be attached to your story, so it will be on your profile. However, you can add a footnote or use the one-liner to give credit to your friend.

But I wouldn't worry; I think my voice is ridiculously stupid, but it seemed to "help" more than one person, so I wouldn't let the fear of how you think you sound put you off. Only you really know where you want inflections and emphasis, or the mood in which you wrote your piece, etc. You could always try it yourself, and ask a friend to listen to it before posting. You never know, you might discover a talent you didn't think you had!

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I totally agree with everything Shylass said.

26 Dec 2013

Lincolnshire. I was in Lancashire for a while when I was growing up, but now back in my hometown.

I had a scan through the list and it seems there's a few people from Lincolnshire. Makes me smile to think that I've maybe walked past them in the street before without even knowing it.

22 Dec 2013

11 Dec 2013

I've got mine written. It was a fun challenge with that word count, I just done it with not a single word to spare. Let's hope there aren't any words that need adding when I proof read it!

Good luck to all those who enter. I've got a feeling there's going to be loads of super hot stories with this one.

10 Dec 2013

I best get my thinking cap on and come up with an idea! scratch

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6 Dec 2013

I probably go for Reluctance first, but I do read pretty much most categories. Other preferences would probably be; Hardcore, Wife Lovers, light BDSM stories.

5 Dec 2013

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Happy Anniversary!!!

2 Dec 2013

Quote by trinket

It's healthier than a smoking or drug addiction right?

Only if you don't smoke whilst lushing it Regaeman Man

Regaeman Man

It was bad enough when I just use to read on Lush, but then I joined and made loads of brilliant friends. Then discovering that I could get Lush on my phone just increased the problem.

But some addiction can be good for you, as long as it creates something positive.

1 Dec 2013

Quote by sweet_as_candy

I've never heard of this before. I guess it's true what they say, 'you learn something new every day.'

^ This ^

I could say more on the matter, but I think I'll just stick to saying; We all have different things that turn us on. As long as everyone is consenting and no one gets hurt, then let them get on with it.

I've just asked my oh if he'd heard of it. He hadn't but say's he's heard of Bobfoc (body off baywatch, face off crimewatch) - I hadn't heard that before either.

29 Nov 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

You tried to keep that quiet didn't you!!!

Have a really great day.

Massive Hugs

Hugs

28 Nov 2013

That's one life time of Brother and Sister feuding from that.

Funny as though, the comments underneath just make it!!

Lfunny

Lfunny

28 Nov 2013

Merry Snow-Balls kekekegay

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28 Nov 2013

It all depends what i'm looking for.

If you're talking about a man I would want to have a relationship with then I would say: There's got to be some sort of physical attraction to start with. That's what draws you in.

Then you look a bit deeper, if they have a personality that I like and we get on, then i'm onto a winner. If not, then it doesn't matter how good looking, or how sexy the body is, it's just not going to work as a relationship.

If you're talking about a bit of window shopping, then just someone nice to look at will do, you don't need the substance if all your doing is looking and having a few naughty thoughts.

28 Nov 2013

Quote by simplyjohn

Laughing here .. never under cook poultry lol ...

Not unless you want to be thankful for how soft toilet roll is these days.

28 Nov 2013

Day time...

Night time...

28 Nov 2013

Ooh I love these...