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EnGorged
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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This doesn't seem like a very popular topic, but I found it interesting so I gave it a shot.

Story title: Dear Diary Con't April 9th
Author: sweet_p
Category: Love Stories

I did not finish.

Unfortunately it was not to my taste. Although the plot of the story was something I might enjoy (a heat of the moment lovemaking outdoors in a summer rain), it was almost immediately filled with tense errors and the author switched back and forth between "his" and "your". I believe from the title that it was intended to read as a diary entry, but I didn't really get that from the start. Perhaps a read from the beginning would shed a better light. The comments on the story reflect a different critique, all but one singing it's praises.
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Pick up a card at CVS and scratch your name at the bottom of it and give it to her "because you have to"... then remind her how lucky we are that the mortgage actually got paid this month and oh yeah... one more year until college... the little one starts pre-school when?... how much did our insurance go up this year for adding an underage driver??

Wait a minute... this might not work for everybody. Scratch all that. Do something nice.
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Erotic... let's go back to my place... I'll give you 10 inches in 10 minutes... we'll fuck twice with a 5 minute breather in between.
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Cant wait for the mobile version! Not enough time at work to get through everything properly.
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Sorry guys... but it's just one of those days.

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
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my 15 y/o son spent 3 days out of the house this summer. The rest of it was spent down in the "family room" where he watched tv, played video games, and "hung out with his friends" on instant messager.
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A g/f I had while stationed in TX had an uncanny ability to stop me from finishing not just once but several times during oral sex. It was absolutely mind blowing (pun intended). I think of that alot during masturbation, but not while having sex.
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take a look at these colors, which one do you like better? (showing you 2 identical color cards you pick one to get it over with) then "Really? I like the other one better"
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I love the idea of a "Members Favorite" catalog. Maybe the top ten stories of the week or something along those lines. I spend way too much time sifting through stories and not actually reading.
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I know right? It's only taken me what - 20 years to get through the first 3 books. I think I'll make it.
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heart pounding... breath heavy... ears buzzing... cock painfully pressed in it's denim prison... fingers, face, and jeans very wet.

oh... and cold. We were outside her parent's house in January in Connecticut. Unfortunately the first time MY privates were touched was not that same time but a few weeks later... everything was exactly the same as above.
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I'm with the ladies on this one. Heath was the best... very creepy aspect to his role whereas the others were more comicky (is that a word?)
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Quote by gypsymoth
I was wondering because I heard a couple of people talking about a mutual friends of theirs. One of the two people said he was in need of being pussy whipped, and I suddenly questioned what it means.



Gypsy this is a new one on me. Like Rocco said, I've only heard it in reference to her control over him. Maybe it's a regional thing or you heard it out of context.
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Speaking of baseball.... I hear the Yankees are up 7-3 in the 6th! GO YANKEES!!
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Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by EnGorged
From what I've heard (and that's about as reliable as a paper boat) the last few books he rushed through just to finish the series after his accident. I don't think he would authorize a movie on it.


Just saw this. Thought you might be interested.

http://www.darktowermovies.com/


WOW! Ok now I have to get reading again. I only have 4 books left!
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She's wrapped in a towel with another twirled around her head... and she's putting lotion on her legs... woof. She doesn't do it when I'm in the room anymore.
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Kissing is a must. Good kissing is a plus. No kissing? Not an option.
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From what I've heard (and that's about as reliable as a paper boat) the last few books he rushed through just to finish the series after his accident. I don't think he would authorize a movie on it.
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Unfortunately, Stupid doesn't have any borders. But at least you made out with an extra quarter! guffaw
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Monday is going to be spaghetti night (italian sausage instead of meat balls)
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damn... I knew the answer immediately after reading the question, but it shocked me. I hope that means I'm good at riddles and not a psychopath.
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As bad as they are, all those bad actors had good showing in some films...
Crowe was good in Gladiator
Cage was good in Face Off and Raising Arizona
Kutcher was good in Butterfly Effect (but that's about it)
Depp in the Pirates franchise

I saw a movie on IFC called Wristcutters the other day. I don't know who the actors/actresses were, but they were fantastic. Great movie with a bunch of no-bodies.