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EnGorged
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
United States

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I've vowed not to read another book until I choke my way through the Gunslinger series. I've cheated on my vow by reading stories on here of course.
Reading all this, I guess I have too. About a year after I divorced my first wife, I was set up on 6 or 7 blind date by friends in as many months. Each a perfect lady stating they would never sleep with a man on a first date and each of them the perfect opposite by doing just that after what were pretty good dates mixed with a little booze.

Not sure why none of them worked out...
I'm cool with that. Now post it in another forum and ask "who made it bounce side to side, and who made it bounce up and down". Only first bounce counts.
I think someone gonna dead when she get's home for a visit.
DOH! Was that Bikebum1975? Kinda looks like his AV pic. Just sayin...
When I was young I was at a sitters house (staying over) and they lived out in the woods. I was watching The Howling in complete darkness with a sliding glass door looking out over pitch black woods not 10 feet from my head and just behind me. I have to say it scared the begeezus out of me to where I couldn't even think of watching it again until a few years ago. Needless to say, it didn't have the same effect, so I'm going with Hellraiser as my favorite.
Sorry to jump in on the gals answers, but for my two cents, after seeing my third child born, I realized that if I wasn't 21" long weighing 9lbs 10oz, the phrase "you're filling me up" is probably a product of porn fantasy! I'm sure there are guys that come a little closer to that size than I do, but for my purposes, attention to detail, foreplay, and "other" manipulation have always done the trick. I now believe her when she says I done good.
Quote by chefkathleen
The hands look like guys hands too.


That they do, but the boobs look real. Guys have the ability to think in parts and discount the whole.
Even if he's not, if you live in a decent neighborhood, the cops will be on it in a heartbeat if you report it. Why take the chance. You don't want that garbage in your front yard.
Sorry mercian, I think it only works with American Football.
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His theory of Making Love is a 8 min session that he cums and I barley get wet.........



8 Minutes??? He must be on Viagra!
Your wish is granted - they are completely silent. When you wake from your undisturbed slumber, you find that realizing they were so quiet, they took a shortcut through your home, emptied your refrigerator, and stole all of your panties.

I wish Flu season will be short this year.
something about an umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ella, ella (and forever it goes). It's somewhat annoying actually.
Here comes flu season... started this morning. I hope it's over quick this year.
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he'll be too busy drinking beers and watchign food ball with his friends to help do things around the house. good luck and tell us how the baby is when she's born.


Well... that AND working 80 hours a week to support the little money vacuum!
Last night we had pan seared pork chops with a dijon and parmesan crust, with brocolli and rice. Since tomorrow is shopping day, I don't think tonight's is going to top that. Maybe pancakes or soup and sammiches.
I don't really agree with that. I carried things for my wife for all 3 children (and did laundry toward the end.... we had to get all new whites). Bending and lifting is dangerous enough if you don't do it right even when you aren't pregnant. As for falling off a stool, it's a very real concern with real consequences if it should happen. It sounds to me like you're an independent woman who likes doing things for herself and getting it done. You should maybe enjoy the treatment and tell him what needs done until the baby is born (and after!). I'm not saying don't do anything, just be smart about it. The most important from what my wife tells me is to be in as good shape as you can be for that delivery date. If you aren't walking or doing some kind of light exercise, START! She didn't for the first and it took her twice as long to recover from delivery.