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Quote by nicola
Nicaragua >>

Bintan

Ling - are we allowed to use major cities too? I hadn't stuck with the Country / State rules with one of mine....opps


N > O = Oregon
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kill that - something wrong with my Forum display - I clicked on last page and it took me to page 2! help!
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I like "Comedy"... well, because it makes me laugh of course!
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I'm sure there was no public outcry on THAT bill board! But the wisdom it shows is intriguing.
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I get the remote. If she doesn't like what I'm watching, she bitches about it and makes comments at the screen. I keep rewinding it until she says something like "you're so juvenile" and goes to read her book.
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Well Mother Nature is incredibly wise, isn't she, to have given Mr. Cock only one eye with which to look.


That isnt technically an eye...it was a hole created to get enough oxygen to a man's brain so it would function enough to allow them to be house broken.


If this is true, just how much air does a woman need to be house broken?
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Your wish is granted, but you are so wiped out from dodging Gypsy's well rested gay man, you miss her call. She does leave you a message, but unfortunately it says it was your one and only shot at heaven!

I wish they would stop running out of coffee in the break room.
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I won't take it personally. I screwed up... Now that's something that really pisses me off.
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Quote by nicola
People who can't follow simple instructions.


That would be me from another thread... I didn't read all the rules and I apologize.
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Of course it is. Atkins cause there's no carbs.
Wait, sugar is carbs.


Nice try - but this might qualify as one of those things I'd cheat on.
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It hasn't happened yet, but my kid smoking. I don't think there's anything that could make me madder.
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Do you think this is on anyone's diabetic menu? Atkins or South Beach maybe? Please say yes!
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Sorry - The suprise would be if she actually let me watch the game and didn't tell me to DVR it.
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When you think about it, that kind of takes the drama out of it and just makes it boring
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Billy Joel - Piano Man (but it's in another office so I can barely hear it)
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Isn't this old news? I seem to remember hearing something about it years ago during her 15 minutes of fame following her addiction problems and anorexia.
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