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Who controls the main television remote?
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my aunt --> does that count as the woman?
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Its an ongoing battle around here but I usually win because the fuse box is in MY laundry room. 
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I'm confused. I thought it was normal to have the remote surgically implanted when you bought your new HD TV? 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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I get the remote. If she doesn't like what I'm watching, she bitches about it and makes comments at the screen. I keep rewinding it until she says something like "you're so juvenile" and goes to read her book.
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Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.
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You see, we bought all the stuff together, so it'd be a fair split, BUT....I bought that fancy all in one remote, so it's all mine......muhahahahaha! He got kind of pissed when he changed the channel using the cable remote, and I changed it right back using the all in one...we battled a bit over it, but I fixed it by taking all the batteries out of the other remotes....he surrendered at that point.
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Quote by Lisa
Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.
See? I need more of Lisa's attitude in my house when the footiie is on. Lisa, call my wife and explain da rules!!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Sorry mercian, I think it only works with American Football.
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Quote by mercianknightQuote by Lisa
Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.
See? I need more of Lisa's attitude in my house when the footiie is on. Lisa, call my wife and explain da rules!!
I thought those rules applied in everyone's house!
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I don't watch TV ... so makes no matter to me. I let the menfolk of the house battle it out.
Quote by castlequeen
You see, we bought all the stuff together, so it'd be a fair split, BUT....I bought that fancy all in one remote, so it's all mine......muhahahahaha! He got kind of pissed when he changed the channel using the cable remote, and I changed it right back using the all in one...we battled a bit over it, but I fixed it by taking all the batteries out of the other remotes....he surrendered at that point.
Thats evil...
