I think we can all heave a huge and much-needed sigh of relief at the knowledge that we've all nearly reached the end and there isn't much more of this shit. So, splash yourself out a glass of pink poison, give it a little swirl in the glass so it refracts the light, and then chuck it down your throat not letting it touch the sides on its way down. Just consider it a medicinal necessity. And with that, let's go 'to the le...

I am tipsy and losing hope when I catch your alluring gaze from across the dance floor. Tight, black dress and matching high-heeled boots. You are dressed to kill as you subtly lick your red lips in my direction. The corners of mine turn upward before I sink my teeth into my bottom lip, letting you know I am willing prey. I swivel my hips, sauntering over into your arms. Your firm, yet sensual embrace sends jolts through...