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2 hours ago
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Happy birthday Tonya. Hope it's as special as it can possibly be.

Congratulations to Hannah, Mags and Luca for topping the winning podium.

A big high five to all the others that had the honourable mentioned. So many excellent writers.

It was a great competition with lots of diverse and wonderfully written entries.
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If I got the chance to be a man for a little while I’d go to town and try everything - sex (definitely - with women, men and my right hand), I’d go to a gym and lift stuff - with my shirt off, and at home, I’d open all the jars in the cupboard, because I could. And, seriously, it would be interesting to experience life as the opposite sex. I’d want to change back again, though. I like being female


Now, I'd like to be female. The thought of having nice sized breasts and being able to suck on my nipples causing a flush of excitement down below. The thought of dressing up in all those sexy clothes. The thought of seducing a man and having them drool all over you. I would love to be a woman so that I could have sex with another woman. A 69 without a dick.

I don't think I would change back if I became female. I'd enjoy it too much.

But then I'd start wondering what it would be like to lick my own balls - just like a dog.
All these badges...I've almost run out of available coat to put them on!
A meal out with friends or family.
I really miss going out for a meal.


Congratulations Tamara - a job well done.

You all do a fantastic job.
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You could write another one called, Sticky Platonic. A story about a quarantined scientist working at a KrazyGlue research lab.


I think the Krazy Glue has been exclusively reserved for you. I mean, who would be dumb or brave enough to include glue!!!???

You could mistake the gel for KrazyGlue though, one shake of the hand and that's it you're stalled.
Looking at those woman's breasts wobble is good enough for me. They should be on Lush's front page.
Hiya everyone,

Is this place safe. Is everyone at least two metres apart. Okay, then I'll stop and have a whisky, please.

This social distancing is hard work and I think we'll all be doing it well after we have been told not to, especially when someone coughs.

I hope everyone here is keeping safe and only entering cyber bars, drinking virtual gin and tonics and virtual beers and only participating in cyber sex. At least we can't catch anything in here. *coughs*

Stay safe everyone.
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Another drunken double post by you. Next you'll be congratulating 10th place. Come on. You know you want to.


Not my fault the site sometimes takes ages to respond, then when it does you find you've hit the button more than once and then don't have the ability to delete it.

So, who came 10th. Anyone I know or appreciate ???
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.

A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.

A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
I would go in an instance. I wouldn't mind if I didn't come back. It would be an experience of a lifetime. Literally.
Granted, but whichever mind you choose to read leaves you reading mine.
(believe me, that's horrific)

I wish I was a slut.
He never touched her, simply breathing on her exposed sex did it.
I get turned on writing them. Well, thinking of them first, but some never get written because I forget the urgency of the sex by the time I put finger to keyboard and so the story just doesn't seem the same as I remember it. They get binned.

I rarely get aroused reading stories, but sometimes I do.
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Geez Gav, that’s bloody brilliant.


I agree, just seen it, and great to highlight those that have already been read.

Thanks Gav.
Happy Birthday Simmie, if I could I would sing you a birthday song, but I'm a hopeless singer.
They are really well done. Excellent even. Give up your day job and do this for a living instead. ?
Well, I am absolutely amazed at my name being in lights. Thank you to everyone that read, commented and voted on the story and a big massive thank you to the judges for placing my story in third place.

A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.

That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.

And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.

What can I say!

Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.
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What a damnably outrageous suggestion!!

Can I steal it please?


Of course you can't steal it. For you - it's FREE!
as long as Betty makes an appearance. ?
I have hit some good patches and some bad ones. At one point I was churning the stories over and had a good batch lined up ready to go. Then I hit a bit of a wall. I wake up in the morning and a story comes to me, I have no problem thinking the scene and scenario through. In the evening when I want to write it up, its completely gone. Nothing remains. An inkling is there that reminds me I thought of it, but I cannot bring the detailed memories back and I can't be bothered to force it.

Some would say - all my stories are like that?! Ho-Hum.

It's probably because they are just stories and there is no real basis in reality. I find stories that are half true, easier to write. I shan't be delving into TENTACLE sex as no-one I know has any. Not on an intellectual level anyway. Though I have been known to be a sucker on occasion -

At the moment I have a block of flash stories that I'm working on slowly, adding to them, bit by bit, but longer ones I find harder. There's only so many ways any individual can get fucked - right!
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Thank heavens it's not just me! I know my stuff is never terribly over-sexed, but more and more, I just get caught up in the plot and characters and the sex seems tagged on to me. Which doesn't seem very fair on Lush readers.

As all you guys say, it's the danger of repetition in describing sex scenes that is the bugbear. I'll just have to try harder and maybe replace my bonnets with tentacles...


Hahaha I can see the title now - Tobias and the Raging Octopus that hitched a ride on a tea clipper from New Jersey.
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I am there right now. There are so many true stories I could tell, but those happened before I turned sixteen and that is against the rules and regs.


They're stories!? - just advance the timeline a little and make out the characters are older.