Congratulations to Hannah, Mags and Luca for topping the winning podium.
A big high five to all the others that had the honourable mentioned. So many excellent writers.
It was a great competition with lots of diverse and wonderfully written entries.
All these badges...I've almost run out of available coat to put them on!
Congratulations Tamara - a job well done.
You all do a fantastic job.
Looking at those woman's breasts wobble is good enough for me. They should be on Lush's front page.
Hiya everyone,
Is this place safe. Is everyone at least two metres apart. Okay, then I'll stop and have a whisky, please.
This social distancing is hard work and I think we'll all be doing it well after we have been told not to, especially when someone coughs.
I hope everyone here is keeping safe and only entering cyber bars, drinking virtual gin and tonics and virtual beers and only participating in cyber sex. At least we can't catch anything in here. *coughs*
Stay safe everyone.
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.
A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.
A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
I would go in an instance. I wouldn't mind if I didn't come back. It would be an experience of a lifetime. Literally.
Here are all the perverts!
Granted, but whichever mind you choose to read leaves you reading mine.
(believe me, that's horrific)
I wish I was a slut.
He never touched her, simply breathing on her exposed sex did it.
I get turned on writing them. Well, thinking of them first, but some never get written because I forget the urgency of the sex by the time I put finger to keyboard and so the story just doesn't seem the same as I remember it. They get binned.
I rarely get aroused reading stories, but sometimes I do.
They are really well done. Excellent even. Give up your day job and do this for a living instead. ?
Well, I am absolutely amazed at my name being in lights. Thank you to everyone that read, commented and voted on the story and a big massive thank you to the judges for placing my story in third place.
A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.
That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.
And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.
What can I say!
Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.