As lubrication prior to buggery, sure. For its own sake, not so much.

Not really, I can think of three better places for a hard-on. Although sometimes I do use my hands along with my mouth while giving head.

Mouth sized.

Nope. Because I would have to be wearing some to accommodate the request.

It's fun to try and lick them off...

I often do. But I'm polyamorous, so...

1. "What's a bra? 

2. Oh, wait... I think I had one 40 years ago. But I misplaced it.

3. No. Because  they would have to be covered in the first place.

No. But my lovers have used most varieties of North American vegetables on me. They are really healthy you know.

Old joke...

Q: Why did the pharmacist get fired?

A: He kept breaking pill bottles in the typewriter.

Oh darn, and I had the Zig-Zag out...

My nipples were done in high school 40-ish years ago. My labia were done a couple years later, I don't remember much pain. Certainly nothing unbearable. I've always loved having them and having my lovers play with them. When I was nursing we took out the metal rings and replaced them with long pieces of monofilament nylon line that was mushroomed on each end. That worked just fine.

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Simultaneous Orgasms from intercourse.

Eleven.

Marty DiBergi : Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel : Exactly.

Marty DiBergi : Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel Tufnel : Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten...

As Steve Martin once said: "Of all the many awards that I have won, I treasure this one the most... Because it is the most recent."

A whole bunch of 4130 carbon steel tube, 100 feet of 3/4” x .035, 75 feet of 5/8” x .035, and 50 feet of 1/2” x .035. Now I have to cut it all to size and notch it. A very monotonous job that makes welding it up seem exciting by comparison.

A teacher in a high school psychology class said that 65% of people say that they masturbate, and the other 35% are liars.

Never, as in ever, no-- provided that you aren't physically disabled. Even those who perversely feel it's perverse probably have at least once-- or once weekly, followed by feeling guilty about it. 

I haven't really, at least not to orgasm in years. But that is because waiting just a few hours and letting someone who loves me bring me off is just so... So very much better... It is wonderful to be able to, but not need to, because some other beautiful soul wants me to feel that way.

Diane

No, getting hairs in your teeth is part of the fun, and having a few pulled out while you are being eaten is part of life.

No, I am always a lithe, athletic 19-year-old six foot tall, Swede having a "wardrobe malfunction" as I stand atop an Olympic podium having a gold medal draped on me for winning the 400. Just like in reality...

No. I have fucked my closest friends of both genders. It's the placement of a limit I object to. I place no limits on my love, and I have the capacity to love many and make love with many without diminishing my love for any.

A marine and a sailor were in the rest room at an airport. 

When they walked out onto the concourse, the swabbie said, "I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use the sink. In the Navy they teach us that 'cleanliness is next to Godliness.'"

"Yes," said the jarhead, "but in the Corp they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Ooops, was this the wrong thread...

I don't. I have several volunteers who constantly help me avoid having to.

It's a 1942 flight suit. I have a 1942 Taylorcraft DCO-65 (Army liason / spotter aircraft) and it's even more fun flying it in period clothing.

Gee whiz. If I printed on the internet it wouldn't be much of a secret anymore, would it?

Yes. I mean I'd look rather silly wearing NOTHING but a bra.

(1) Can you function?

(2) Can somebody cover for you?

Only if BOTH are answered "NO" are you having "too much sex."