US Navy Humor

A marine and a sailor were in the rest room at an airport. 

When they walked out onto the concourse, the swabbie said, "I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use the sink. In the Navy they teach us that 'cleanliness is next to Godliness.'"

"Yes," said the jarhead, "but in the Corp they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Ooops, was this the wrong thread...

Aboard ship I masturbated so often in the shower that now when it rains I get a hard-on! 😳