My position?  Definitely in favor. Thanks for asking.

Let's see, who knows... My lovers, my parents, my siblings, my adult children, and a few people I know from other sites.

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My sister's religious, so she's not thrilled with the subject matter, lol. Meh.

Then you should write fantasy for her. There are tons of good stories in the bible.

Bailiff: Skip the impersonations. You are Alexander Yalt?

Publisher: I am.

Bailiff: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

-- Episode 25 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' (1970)

Have you ever just plain been "all fucked out?" I was. Lillian, Hugh, Monica, George, and Paul were lying naked in the king sized bed with me. Chris was in one armchair and Jamie was in the other. "Fuck me," I thought looking at the clock. I needed to be at work in about an hour. I needed a shower. One of my lovers-- I think it was Monica-- was lying on my left leg which had fallen asleep. Although I tried I just couldn't move her or my leg.

"Ughh! Argggh!" I don't know if I actually said it, or if it was just the noise I made trying to move.

Robert came out of the bathroom, with a semi-hard-on, just as I realized that nothing was working. What the fuck was I going to...

"Hey Robbie?"

"Yeah, Diane?"

"Come over here."

"Need help?" he said.

"No, you do," I said as I gently stroked the underside of his penis with the tips of my fingernails and guided it to my wet waiting mouth.

(175 words)

Love it.

Nope, why should I scratch healthy players from today's lineup. Just kidding,  Threesome, Foursome, Fivesome... It's all good.

No. Guys have big single-shot cannons. That load needs to be directed at a gal-- preferably me-- not wasted.

Love it.

My friends are generous, always offering to lend me theirs...

Never. Sex is a most intimate form of communication to be shared with a dozen or so of ones closest friends. (Not a joke, I have many lovers, but each is very special to me.)

Yes. Details violate the AUG.

Both.

Unless you count the natural appendages of my lovers I don't actually own any sex toys.

But as an aside, I always washed mom's... Dried them and put them away EXACTY where I found them after use.

I can't. I misplaced them... All of them... In 1984...

Blood wings, get over it...

I don't wear tight clothes. 

I misplaced my bras... In 1984...

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Is it normal that my wife sucks me off at least twice a day ? How many times do you do it to your husband / BF ?

I actually did anal before vaginal because it carried a 0% chance of pregnancy. The guy I was with did not seem to mind.

It's weird, the younger gentlemen I knew 40 years ago are now older gentlemen, and I'm still 20. How did that happen?

Okay, I've never seen a penis as big as a baby... So, "can women accommodate?" I'll go with yes. As to length, I've never been inclined to whip out a Stanley tape measure while getting boned. Would sorta break the mood I'd think... Never been dissatisfied regarding size either...

I was 17, and more secure and experienced than he was at 23. Technically he was my boss, but while he was salaried it was an unpaid volunteer position for me. I didn't get anything but experience, not even school credit. So it was a violation of organisational protocol for him-- because he had signed the employment agreement-- but not for me. He was sweet, a lost kind-hearted soul who in many ways contributed to who I am today. But the pressure he felt was just too much.

I am, pretty much always have been. It is our prime directive, none of us ever says no (except for time blocked out by work and sleep requirements).

Love it. Love it. Love it (prefer mouth and ass though).

Supposedly if the guy eats enough chocolate his cum tastes like chocolate. But that doesn't sound real healthy. Don't buy stock in Hershey or Cadbury...

I have. Both from the source and from the original recipient.

Nope. It has to be fresh (and organic, no BGH ).

The word "tried" implies a lack of success. And figuring the mechanics really isn't all that hard. Sorta like a marijuana cigarette, Bill, light it and INHALE.

I never lie, it's not a short list, but I remember each one by name.

I have plenty of volunteers, so it's really just not an issue.