“Daph, how’s it looking? Can you get those cumstains out of my dress?” Daphne placed the napkin over the open bottle of soda water and tilted them in tandem. Leaning down and dabbing at the front of Julia’s dress with the wet spot of the napkin, she replied, “I think this won’t be too bad, Jules. The fabric isn’t very absorbent.” “Well, that’s a relief. I don’t know why I didn’t just swallow their cum,” Julia chided herse...
“Now let me get this straight,” Harvey said, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. “The drink you said was egg whites and coconut was actually some fellow’s semen?” “It sounds so clinical when you call it that. It was some fellow’s cum, Harvey,” Delilah growled like a panther. “His hot fucking cum. I milked it out of his stiff cock and then drank it all, right in front of you.”...
“Jules, are those your cousins?” Daphne asked, looking over Julia’s shoulder at the entrance to the grand ballroom. Julia turned and looked behind her. “Yes, those red-headed weasels are the Culligan boys,” she said with a sigh. “Aw, I think they’re cute!” Daphne laughed. “Sure, if you haven’t had to deal with them at every family gathering for all nineteen years of your life.” Julia paused. “But I’ll introduce you to the...
"This roast is excellent," Harvey Davenport remarked, wiping his mouth with a napkin. Delilah looked across the dining room table at her husband. "It certainly is. Margaret has outdone herself tonight." "Nothing but the best for our anniversary, darling." Harvey chuckled. "Twenty years, can you believe it? Here's to twenty more," he toasted, raising his glass of red wine. "Yes, here's to twenty more," Delilah agreed, rais...
"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!" The imposing grandfather clock chimed twelve times as the crowd in the ballroom shouted "Happy New Year!" and began singing Auld Lang Syne. "Should auld acquaintance be forgot—" Delilah Davenport began, but was interrupted by an older gentleman spinning her around and kissing her full on the lips. "Why, Mr. Davenport!" she exclaimed in mock surprise. "How very f...
