When my wife and I first started dating seriously, we were in bed one night and started having the ‘sex talk’, you know, the “Have you ever tried this or would you mind trying that” talk. It was going pretty well with mostly ‘maybe’ or ‘why not’ responses but then the subject of back door play came up. She actually mentioned it first. “Before you go there, we’re not putting anything in my bum!” she declared. “What is it a...

We about wore that little c-shaped toy out over the next six days. My bride wore it almost everywhere, to the beach, shopping, golfing, and restaurants, and I was always close by with the remote to surprise her. One thing I hadn’t told her was that in addition to the remote, that little bundle of orgasms could also be controlled using an app on a cell phone. The time had come for us to hit the road home. “Are you going to...