Fuck all the way off.
Airhorns and honking and yard debris blown on our property, and trespassing....
But the cop comes back and asks that we stop looking at you.
No problem, Ogre.
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Write me a dirty limerick. Pick a number between 1 and 100. A random number generator will choose the winner on August 1. If you already have gold (or platinum) membership, you may donate your gold to another member.
A limerick: a humorous, frequently bawdy, verse of three long and two short lines rhyming aabba, popularized by Edward Lear.
For example:
There once was a girl with a collar,
For the strap and the switch she would holler.
One night on a whim
She put the collar on him
And he moaned like a whore at her squalor.
EDIT: I'll keep a list here of the numbers that are taken.
2---- kiera
3---- DarkSide
5---- Green_Man
6---- farmerroger
7---- KenLukin
9---- James1966
11---- Stormdog
12---- RuNe
13---- Jen
14---- resurrected
16---- BiBustyHotwife
17---- BigBiCurious
18---- browncoffee
19---- Shannon3K
22---- Ping
26---- areyouagodatk44ohio
30---- Masteratarms
31---- etairay
33---- yumyumfishy
36---- OLDJOCK
37---- trinket
38---- sweet_as_candy
42---- WannabeWordsmith
49---- julie_slink
50---- JenniferM
53---- seeker4
56---- AllisonFinch
57---- dlCalguy
58---- AmyWoo
59---- Annamagique
62---- Lucky_lildragonfly
65---- JefferyB
67---- AmeliaLeigh
69---- naughtyannie
70---- ThePhantom
72---- sprite
77---- Melissa999
78---- noll
80---- Beffer
84---- SoHuggable
87---- WellMadeMale
Write me a dirty limerick. Pick a number between 1 and 100. A random number generator will choose the winner on August 1. If you already have gold (or platinum) membership, you may donate your gold to another member.
A limerick: a humorous, frequently bawdy, verse of three long and two short lines rhyming aabba, popularized by Edward Lear.
For example:
There once was a girl with a collar,
For the strap and the switch she would holler.
One night on a whim
She put the collar on him
And he moaned like a whore at her squalor.
EDIT: I'll keep a list here of the numbers that are taken.
2---- kiera
3---- DarkSide
5---- Green_Man
6---- farmerroger
7---- KenLukin
9---- James1966
11---- Stormdog
12---- RuNe
13---- Jen
14---- resurrected
16---- BiBustyHotwife
17---- BigBiCurious
18---- browncoffee
19---- Shannon3K
22---- Ping
26---- areyouagodatk44ohio
30---- Masteratarms
31---- etairay
33---- yumyumfishy
36---- OLDJOCK
37---- trinket
38---- sweet_as_candy
42---- WannabeWordsmith
49---- julie_slink
50---- JenniferM
53---- seeker4
56---- AllisonFinch
57---- dlCalguy
58---- AmyWoo
59---- Annamagique
62---- Lucky_lildragonfly
65---- JefferyB
67---- AmeliaLeigh
69---- naughtyannie
70---- ThePhantom
72---- sprite
77---- Melissa999
78---- noll
80---- Beffer
84---- SoHuggable
87---- WellMadeMale
Bug
Most of my stories are a personal Mary-Sue.
So...Trading Favors, probably. Also, Ty's Girl would be fun.
So...Trading Favors, probably. Also, Ty's Girl would be fun.
Bug
I love writing supernatural erotica.
My book, which comes in at some ridiculous word count, is supernatural with a lot of world building. I have more than half of a incubus/succubus novel written that stalled out on me. I even know how I intended to end it but never got there.
I like supernatural short stories, as well, but haven't written many for Lush. Reader tastes seem to be for the realistic. That being said, if I don't get sidetracked, I think my next submission is likely to be supernatural.
My book, which comes in at some ridiculous word count, is supernatural with a lot of world building. I have more than half of a incubus/succubus novel written that stalled out on me. I even know how I intended to end it but never got there.
I like supernatural short stories, as well, but haven't written many for Lush. Reader tastes seem to be for the realistic. That being said, if I don't get sidetracked, I think my next submission is likely to be supernatural.
Bug
Congratulations! There were SUCH good stories in this competition. And what a range of subjects!
Huge love to MM for capturing that comic book feel in a hot, little piece of erotica.
WW, this one really is my cuppa tea. Power exchange, pushing envelopes, edging until you're nearly insane....
Welcome to Reality just made me smile beginning to end. Especially the end. What a good ending.
And to everyone who made the top 10.... Congratulations to you, too!
Huge love to MM for capturing that comic book feel in a hot, little piece of erotica.
WW, this one really is my cuppa tea. Power exchange, pushing envelopes, edging until you're nearly insane....
Welcome to Reality just made me smile beginning to end. Especially the end. What a good ending.
And to everyone who made the top 10.... Congratulations to you, too!
Bug
Quote by Verbal
You are such a selfless and generous editor here too - I have seen SO MANY people thanking you for your editing help and inspiration. Congrats to a truly good man.
Burquette - what is this gif from? It looks so familar!
The GIF is from the Big Heat and the lady is Gloria Grahame.
Bug
Sometimes, nothing helps. Sometimes, all it takes it a little alcohol to lower your inhibitions about suicide.
I think modern wisdom, of treating it like a disease, is a good idea. Although people like to place blame. Even with diabetes, I hear people say, "Well, they didn't take care of their disease." This is usually from people who have no idea what "taking care of their disease" entails. Add to that, the stigma around mental illness and depression, and people are left feeling like they must be just bad at coping.
I have contemplated suicide. I did a lot in my teens, didn't much through young adulthood, but much more in the last 4-5 years. I'm in my early 40's.
I think modern wisdom, of treating it like a disease, is a good idea. Although people like to place blame. Even with diabetes, I hear people say, "Well, they didn't take care of their disease." This is usually from people who have no idea what "taking care of their disease" entails. Add to that, the stigma around mental illness and depression, and people are left feeling like they must be just bad at coping.
I have contemplated suicide. I did a lot in my teens, didn't much through young adulthood, but much more in the last 4-5 years. I'm in my early 40's.
Bug
I LOVE this thread. Opening lines can be amazing.
"We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck."
~Feed, MT Anderson
"Jack Torrance thought: Officious little prick."
~The Shining, Stephen King
(And may I just say, if you use the word 'officious' and 'prick' in the same thought, that character better be a writer.)
"‘Where’s Papa going with that axe?’ said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.”
~ Charlotte’s Web, E.B. White
"You better not never tell nobody but God.”
~The Color Purple, Alice Walker
"We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck."
~Feed, MT Anderson
"Jack Torrance thought: Officious little prick."
~The Shining, Stephen King
(And may I just say, if you use the word 'officious' and 'prick' in the same thought, that character better be a writer.)
"‘Where’s Papa going with that axe?’ said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.”
~ Charlotte’s Web, E.B. White
"You better not never tell nobody but God.”
~The Color Purple, Alice Walker
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I nearly came in here and said sour cream AGAIN. For the third time. Clearly my hatred for the stuff knows no depths.
Cilantro, too. I have that it-tastes-like-soap-and-metal gene.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/91060/why-does-cilantro-taste-soap-some-people
Cilantro, too. I have that it-tastes-like-soap-and-metal gene.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/91060/why-does-cilantro-taste-soap-some-people
Bug
Quote by Verbal
I lost my sister to suicide. You are right, devasatation doesn't begin to describe it. It blows a hole through the lives of everyone who loved them (and suicides so often seem like people who are dearly and deeply loved, but just couldn't break through the darkness to see it). It ripples through generations. It's a buzzsaw.
She killed herself 9 days after 9/11. 9/11 had nothing to do with why she killed herself, but whenever the annual 9/11 hoopla starts, I think of it as an echo of my own loss. 9/11 is just the penumbra, 9/20 is when the true shadow falls.
I think of her every day.
Peace, Burquette, and everyone else.
We lost our siblings in the same year. I think of him every day, too. So much love to you.
Bug
Quote by Rosepetals
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
Thank you for the beautiful message of hope.
But people can have the same demons for decades, none of which we know about.
And they may not even know exactly what they are sometimes.
Sadly we don't know until it's too late sometimes.
It's true. And depression is so much more than sadness, that you start asking yourself, "What's wrong with me?"
Bug
This week, so far, we've lost Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain to suicide.
I've said, more than once, that I lost my brother to suicide. Devastation doesn't begin to describe what it did to the little nuclear family from my childhood.
So, if you suffer with depression, please remember that you are loved. People care. No feeling is forever: not the good ones and not the bad ones.
I've said, more than once, that I lost my brother to suicide. Devastation doesn't begin to describe what it did to the little nuclear family from my childhood.
So, if you suffer with depression, please remember that you are loved. People care. No feeling is forever: not the good ones and not the bad ones.
Bug
There are no health benefits that have been shown. That doesn't mean they don't exist; there just hasn't been much research into the area. I believe I read about a small study having something to do with liver tumors, where drinking urine had no affect. Though, by the time you know you have liver cancer, you're in a pretty bad state already.
I don't think it's dangerous to do, unless you're already dehydrated and relying on it as a water source.
I don't think it's dangerous to do, unless you're already dehydrated and relying on it as a water source.
Bug
Not a turn on. I had a father who I called "Daddy" and he's the one who will come to mind if I use the word. I'm not into that, so no.
I don't call my wife Baby. I don't want her to think I infantize her in any way. I don't care if someone wants to call me Baby, as long as it doesn't devolve into "Little girl" or "Baby girl".
I don't call my wife Baby. I don't want her to think I infantize her in any way. I don't care if someone wants to call me Baby, as long as it doesn't devolve into "Little girl" or "Baby girl".
Bug
Quote by GMOFLEISURE
After my knee injury last year I've had a number of women hold doors for me. The limp seems to still cue this after the brace and crutches were discarded. I'd like to reward them with dinner and great sex, but alas that aint happening.
It's the thought that counts!
Bug
I make homemade balsamic vinaigrette. I did it once when I forgot to buy dressing and it is, by far, my wife's and my favorite.
It's easy, too!
1/3 cup of Virgin Olive oil
1/3 cup of Balsamic Vinegar
1 clove of garlic, minced
1 tsp dry basil
1 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp dry mustard
1/8 tsp black pepper
(I think that's right. I wrote that from memory.)
It's easy, too!
1/3 cup of Virgin Olive oil
1/3 cup of Balsamic Vinegar
1 clove of garlic, minced
1 tsp dry basil
1 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp dry mustard
1/8 tsp black pepper
(I think that's right. I wrote that from memory.)
Bug
I will say, the first time a woman performed oral on me, it was a REVELATION.
IDK if the men I've been with thought it was just a precursor to penetrative sex, and not meant to cause orgasm. Or maybe they just didn't have the stamina above the neck to go as long as I needed.
Either way, that woman, performing oral, clearly doing it because she liked to and wanted me to come was something I hadn't gotten from men previously. And, yeah, it created a HUGE level of intimacy.
IDK if the men I've been with thought it was just a precursor to penetrative sex, and not meant to cause orgasm. Or maybe they just didn't have the stamina above the neck to go as long as I needed.
Either way, that woman, performing oral, clearly doing it because she liked to and wanted me to come was something I hadn't gotten from men previously. And, yeah, it created a HUGE level of intimacy.
Bug
I have pretty long hair these days, which is very fine and very thick. My mother had straight hair and my dad tight curls; I have the resulting hybrid.
I actually CAN tell the difference between salon shampoos and store brands. My go-to right now is:
I also use the Paul Mitchel detangler.
But, this is what keeps the length smooth (if I blow dry)
Once it gets long enough, I'm chopping it and donating it. I miss short hair, I think.
I actually CAN tell the difference between salon shampoos and store brands. My go-to right now is:
I also use the Paul Mitchel detangler.
But, this is what keeps the length smooth (if I blow dry)
Once it gets long enough, I'm chopping it and donating it. I miss short hair, I think.