Born Indian... raised in Texas.. living in California..
Free.. steer us to a calmer tide.. let the waves bring this one to shore and let's all share a pint of ale.. we'll all sing and dance to fiddle music and sit shoulder to shoulder around the fire.. this is our home.. we wipe our feet before we come in.. I'm just sayin'.....
seems like there has been a series these topics lately... does height matter? does size matter? too fat.. too short... too bald... too religious.. too broke.. too outta shape.. and all it boils down to dividing everyone into two groups... those who will be fucked.. and those who won't.... seems simple doesn't it.... never is though....
I have a better idea... when something like this happens.. we make it a law that the price of oil goes down.. not up.. bet we don't have another "accident" again...
There's an old story.. goes like this.. a guy goes to college.. and like most college boys he thinks it will be chick city for all four years.. and as he dates.. he keeps hearing about Johnson.. all the girls keep talking about how good he is.. so he asks the obvious of his dates.. 'what's his secret is he really hung? and they all said no.. in fact he only has a short stumpy package.. so one day this college kid runs into Johnson.. the women are all over him.. he's short.. receding hairline.. overweight... with a scraggly beard.. of course this flusters the kid to the point he just has to go over and find out his secret.. he pulls Johnson off to the side and says "I don't get it.. how can you be so successful with the ladies? you aren't attractive.. and from what I hear you aren't overly endowed.. I have to know.. why do you get more women than the rest of us?... what is your secret?"... Johnson just smiles.. pulls the kid close.. and whispers.. "imagination"...
Looks like you have a date for the weekend WMM... Break him in easy.. he's only been used to taking it topside so far...
well.. at the risk of being a sissy.. when my high school first love left me for another boy.. 'Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying' by Gerry & the Pacemakers was playing.. that's my sad song..
C'mon Driver.. there has to be a personality to go along with the hard body.. you're not giving yours a fair shot.. it's ok to trumpet health and 'clean living' but the truth is not everyone thinks a pair of size 28 jeans you buy off the boys rack at Sears is all that hot.. the rest of us think life is a playground and we work hard.. we play hard.. and we pay the freight for doing it.. sometimes it's best to enter a room quietly.. and let the 'wow' factor settle in before you start howling at the moon.. I'm just sayin'.......
C'mon kid.. get it together.. hang with the bulls a couple of days and see how it's done.. sex isn't the only factor in a relationship.. but IT IS a factor.. you can like all the same foods.. all the same movies.. and even have the same favorite color.. but if you can't close the deal when the lights go out.. your best friend will be tapping your girl within the month... on the other hand.. and I have nothing against it.. you may be gay...
hell.. I'll wear panties.. a teddy.. high heels and a bra.. or boxers... or nothing... I never rule anything out.. now.. who wants to go shopping with me....
We Navy guys always had a lot of respect for you Marines.. we always said your wives and girlfriends gave us the best sex we ever had.. well done guys....
Anyone who is going into a serious relationship with someone should be open and honest about their past and experience.. if my girlfriend is diving off the bookcase covered in crisco and m & m's I gotta know how this came about and if she intends it to be a nightly occurrence... on the other hand.. if the question is being asked for the sake of curiosity or competition.. and it is being answered honestly.. and you truly know the exact number... then you have either had sex so few times you are lacking in skills.. or you have had sex so many times skill never entered into it.. so the "number" becomes relevant for only one reason.. and that number is different for all of us... it's the number of times it took you to learn.. it isn't just about sex....
Resistance is futile.....
looks like he needs to be circumsized....
I rototilled the garden this week.. so this weekend I get to spread 24 bags of manure and mulch.. rototill again and plant 21 tomato plants.. my life sucks...
tats do hurt a bit.. but it's a right of passage when you get it.. and I translated the guy at the top.. it says 'I'm a fucking idiot'....