“Oh, do you have big boobs then?” I said in a funny mocking way. “No, they’re tiny” she joked, suddenly squeezing them together by bringing in her shoulders. “I hadn’t noticed. But seriously it must be a piece of piss getting dates and attention with them?” “Well, they can be a blessing sometimes but they mainly get the attention of the creepy pervs or the cocky arseholes. I think normal guys might be intimidated by them....

I’ve been with my girlfriend for over two years now and she is a lovely woman. We get on well and she has a great personality but if I’m honest, her body doesn’t drive me mad with lust. She’s cool and we have okay sex but she’s overweight and it is more comfortable affectionate sex rather than dick stiffening, lust crazed sex. I enjoy the physical intimacy but it doesn’t excite me, if you know what I mean. I guess if I lo...