It has come to my attention that our two beloved Annies share the same birthday, 23rd March. This is surely a sign of divine providence, for no mere mortal could ever have invented either one, much less both on the same day. As recognised by the Council of Chalcedon of AD 451:
We also teach that we apprehend Annie in two natures;
and we do this without confusing the two Annies, without transmuting one Annie into the other,
without dividing them into two separate categories, without contrasting them according to area or function.
The distinctiveness of each Annie is not nullified by their presence on Lush.
Instead, the properties of each Annie are conserved and both Annies concur one on smutty website and in one filthy hypostasis.
and we do this without confusing the two Annies, without transmuting one Annie into the other,
without dividing them into two separate categories, without contrasting them according to area or function.
The distinctiveness of each Annie is not nullified by their presence on Lush.
Instead, the properties of each Annie are conserved and both Annies concur one on smutty website and in one filthy hypostasis.
In honour of Annies both Naughty and Curious, I therefore declare an Annie Octave, culminating on the Feast of the Annies on 23rd March. Please declare your appreciation below.
For my part, I would like to pay personal tribute to two wonderful friends and collaborators - both curious and both naughty, if truth were told - and marvellous writers. Selecting the best Annie stories is an impossible task, but here are two of my favourites from each of them:
Satanic Seduction
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned
Zucchini and the Art of Environmental Maintenance
Dissolute
Tell us about your favourite Annies!
Grusha
Annie
