This is inspired by what I saw hanging from a palm tree at San Diego’s Black Beach during a recent visit, and is based on the traditional holiday song, “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did!

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a dildo in a palm tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Ten Hitachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eleven studs-a-stroking, ten Hitysachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve penis plugs, eleven studs-a-stroking, ten Hitachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree

Happy Holidays Lushies!!!!