You can call me complete bastard, that's certainly your right.
You can call me an adulterer, you could even start a fight.

You didn't want to fuck her, so I took her instead.
I had her in your kitchen, on your stairs and in your bed.
And even when you're in her cunt, I fuck her in her head.

I showed her sex that's tender, and I've shown her sex that's rough.
I listened to her secret needs, I stopped when she said enough.

She didn't need an adonis, she didn't want kinky sex.
She wanted what she gave to you, an orgasm, respect.

A pussy needs attention, my tongue's what she likes most.
Not some brute who shoves it in, five thrusts, then comatose.

I took her anal cherry, I used her front and back. 
Each time she came to be with me, she came, and that's a fact.

You think her anus and her pussy, are the only place I've been.
You just think of your finale, I listened to her dream.

I don't think you're a bad man, but you're being a bloody fool.
Why didn't you learn to use your prick, like any other tool?

It's not so hard to please a girl, you don't need length or girth.
If she won't come from your penis, then use your fingers first.

She took your cock between her legs, she took you in her mouth.
But when it came for turn-about, her husband gave her nowt.

Her pussy juice is nectar, a most delicious kind. 
If you think its disgusting, well you've lost your bloody mind.

So cuckold here's the promise, that made your wife my pet
And if you chose to listen, she might forgive you yet.

I said I'd use her and abuse her, until I make you see
That if you're not going to fuck her right, she'll fuck someone like me