You sent me a love poem,
I loved what you said. 
Then I found out it was meant
for someone else instead. 

When you sent the message,
You were a bit under the weather. 
It was a twist of fate
That brought us together.

I wish you weren’t a stranger,
An internet persona. 
I’m online a lot too so
I can give you a huge boner.

I don’t have a real life, 
Obviously nor do you. 
Online is our reality,
Let’s start a life anew.

"Babe, what are you wearing?
How big are your tits?
Can I please have a picture
Of all your naughty, pink bits?

Do you wanna see a dick pic?
And this is not a myth,
I’ve got ten fat, hard inches,
And it’s beer can width. 

At times I’m batshit crazy,
But don’t let that scare you. 
I won’t flip out too often,
And you’ll be driven to it too. 

Send me some cyber-kisses,
Some naughty pictures too,
Make me hot and tingly,
I wanna cyber-bang you." 

Ooh, baby fuck me harder,
Fill me with your hot cum,
I wanna feel you explode,
But not inside my bum. 

I draw the line at anal,
My dildo is not for that. 
‘Cause it’s too fuckin’ huge,
It’s like a baseball bat. 

©Trinket 2019