Oh, if I had a boyfriend
I wouldn’t sleep around.
I’d love him like I love my cat
And keep him safe and sound.

But while I’m young and single
I might as well have fun.
There’s lots of cocks out there to try,
Why stick myself to one?

I like to go to parties
And fuck the guys I meet.
I let them fuck me in the hall,
Or in the bedroom suite.

Or if I’m drinking in the pub
I’ll pick a guy I like,
And take him in the toilets
And ride him like a bike.

I’ve fucked Stan and Dan and Mary Ann
And Bob and Frank and Sue,
And if you wink and smile at me
I’ll let you fuck me too.

I met a guy named Barry,
While walking in the park.
I pulled my shorts and panties off
And fucked him – what a lark!

Another guy, called Peter,
I met him on the tube.
I let him fuck me up the bum,
While using lots of lube.

And then of course there’s Sammy:
I saw him on the bus.
I sucked his dick and made him come,
He didn’t make a fuss.

And don't forget young Daisy,
Who didn’t wear a bra.
She got me pissed on vodka,
Then fucked me in her car.
 
I’ve fucked Nat and Matt and big fat Pat
And Ken and Len and Prue,
And if you wink and smile at me
I’ll let you fuck me too.

I chatted up a guy one day
Because he looked quite fit.
He put his fingers in my pants
And rubbed my little clit.

I fucked him on the sofa,
I fucked him in the bed.
And when we’d finished fucking,
I sucked his dick instead.

I licked his sticky organ,
And rubbed it with my thumb.
I let him squirt inside my mouth
And swallowed down his cum.

I know I’m awful sluttish
And acting like a whore,
But once you’ve fucked a big hard dick,
You want it more and more.

I’ve fucked Ted and Fred and little Ed
And Jim and Kim and Stu,
And if you wink and smile at me
I’ll let you fuck me too.

Oh, if I had a boyfriend
I’d love him, yes I would.
I’d be his girl and treat him right,
I’d promise to be good.

But while I’m young and single,
I might as well have fun.
There’s time enough to settle down
When all this fucking’s done.

[If any musically-talented Lushie feels moved to set this to music, please feel free! I imagine it as a sort of country/folk type ballad. Only with rude words.]