“P” is for “pounding” – your pussy can take it; let’s face it, it happens every time that we’re naked!

“A” is for “anal” – don’t pout dear, it’s fun; now please stay still whilst I KY your bum!

“S” is for “sucking” – we’ll have plenty of that; sucking, and sucking, and sucking in fact.

“S” is for “softly” – each movement at first but you know I’ll pound harder when I’m ready to burst.

“I” is for “intimacy” – well, it’s just you and me, though I wish you’d invited a friend to make three.

“O” is for “oral” – by which, I mean “sex”; since you sucked me earlier, it’s fair that you’re next.

“N” is for “night-night dear” – this evening's been fun; let’s repeat it tomorrow when up comes the sun!