On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one big kiss.
On the second day of Christmas my true Love gave to me two orgasms and
One big kiss.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French ticklers
Two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me four sext messages
Three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me five golden butt plugs
Four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me six inches?
Five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven more orgasms.
Six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the eight day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight maids a licking me.
Seven more orgasms, six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine strippers a dancing.
Eight maids a licking me, seven more orgasms, six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten guys a jerking.
Nine strippers a dancing, eight maids a licking me, seven more orgasms, six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven pipes full of wacky weed.
Ten guys a jerking, nine strippers a dancing, eight maids a licking me, seven more orgasms, six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve days off to recover.
Eleven pipes full of wacky weed, ten guys a jerking, nine strippers a dancing, eight maids a licking me, seven more orgasms, six inches, five golden butt plugs, four sext messages, three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss.
Merry Christmas!