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youngvet
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
United States

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never been on the other end of that statement but I did nearly get fired for chasing one of my bosses out of the building with the intent of kicking the shit out of him for calling a female coworker a dirty fucking cunt.
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If I think about it I think it is disgusting, but during the act I would kiss her or even go down on her and clean her up without even the slightest hesitation. As for making you gay, you are what you are and nothing is going to change that. I guess for me I like it when she is focused on pleasing me and I really only focus on her, there is nothing better than when she is writhing in ecstasy.
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I had a friend who said it was the best thing in the world and said I should try it with a girl sometime, she just said that you needed plenty of lube and you need to get her really relaxed and as turned on as possible and really take your time or it would hurt her really bad. Had one girlfriend who wanted to try it but we could never quite get there but it was the only time I have ever seen a girl to violently squirt. I think she actually enjoyed the attempts more than I did.
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I am a certified culinary professional aka a chef I love working with food but I hate the people I work with. For stress relief I go to the shooting range I am a military trained sharpshooter (no this is not a sniper) nothing relieves stress better than a high power rifle. LOL
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ok, so here goes as one of the annoying males on here, I will say that the avatar certainly is what catches my attention and in your case to go in and check out your pics. I always try to check the biography before I add someone because as a straight male I get a similar situation from gay males, personally I will talk to anyone as long as they are respectful about it (and I try to practice this as well). changing or removing your avatar would help but I would still click and I think I have even sent you a friend request (yes, because you have amazing pics on your profile) but if I had seen that you were not interested in men or many want to talk to someone before they add them I would respect your wishes.

hope this helps.
-Brian
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yes we have a new hostess at work she is 36 and sexy as all hell and I had an erection that would not go away
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maybe you should put him in a situation that provides him a chance to get worked up, I girl I once dated fell victim to my work stress we went out with friends and she started getting frisky under the table with all of her friends right there we ended up making multiple trips to my jeep for not so quick quickies.

one more thing that has happened to me is when my ex and I would go out we ended up with her friends going around town, one of the worst situations you can be in as a guy is with a group man bashing drunken girls. She also was famous for needing a quick stop at the mall to get something, just to let you know quick stop at the mall for lingerie awesome, quick stop at the mall for a five hour spending spree on bed linen and you might get stranded.
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hey I am a nice guy!


wait damn that is far too close to home
explains more than I ever would care to admit
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March... 2008 yeah I am a loser maybe I should be on craigslist instead of lush
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I have never had a good blow job for some reason women have decided that teeth feel good WTF!!!
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oh my... do skunks spray at that age?

I don't know when they start but I do know that smaller = more smell
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before women found these trees I still had a chance
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yeah but most gymnasts probably stop traffic even if they aren't in the middle of the road
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this is why you don't eat the peppers at a thai restaurant
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a good friend of mine hiked her skirt up and did this in the middle of a four lane street by the way the fine is $500
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when a girl stretches to reach for something... OH GOD love it
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funny story when I was in the army this guy in my company was in male/female quarters and he watched porn constantly, he got very sick and we had to drive him to Baghdad to see a doctor, they told him to find a private area and take care of it. personally I only find it painful if I get really turned on and don't ejaculate, that is not cool.
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it actually feels good but I wouldn't want it if I wasn't fresh out of the shower lol
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I think this depends more on her some girls look amazing bare, but I have seen girls that make the landing strip look sexy as hell, but overall everyone should trim just out of respect for the other person who is performing oral. I don't like when a girl has too much hair because I love to taste her, and I don't really like hair getting stuck in my mouth and I assume she probably doesn't either.
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when I was in the army every guy had his girlfriends or latest conquests panties in their helmet for luck I have heard of people using them for bandages when they got shot so I guess it works
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Hell, that means I am doing things right! Any indication that she isn't faking a good time gets me even more excited.
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I like makeup if it is put on well enough that I don't notice, but the worst is if I am close to you and I smell it, also I can't stand it when a woman's perfume hits you like a truck from fifty feet away.
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in a gun tower just outside of baghdad right after a long night of hell, guess we were both glad to be alive lol!