What the fuck.

Why is the world so twisted 😂

So I was approached on the platform via DM after publishing a couple of stories by a lovely lady. We spoke about my published works and joint interests. Then the chat carried on via for ease of replying ect.

Then boom, if you wanna talk to me then you have to pay a fee. Like what the fuck, I didn't you having a conversation with someone was a chargeable service.

Delete and blocked as I can't be dealing with people like that, life is too short for that bullocks and I work too damn hard for my money to be giving it away.

Rant over

I stop rich people from doing stupid stuff on London.

Boring old white British.

Just sparked up the BBQ for the first time this year

Due to my work I have the privilege of meeting alot of theses "celebrities" most of them I don't know until I get informed who they are.

But the nicest person I've had the privilege of working alongside was Obama when he did his state visit of London.

On my way to and from work on the train or whilst sat outside somewhere waiting for my clients to return to the car.

The best way I know of is to strip and shave the body and ideally remove teeth if you have time and then wrap the body in chicken wire. Place that body in a river/lake and the weeds will grow through the wire preventing it from floating to the service and also allows for things like eels and crayfish to have a nibble.

Hope this helps

At the in-laws house.

Hiya,

I've boxed for a British and European title in the past and competed in BJJ across the globe alongside my wife.

Biathlon.

Love it and love the snow

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So, never done this before. But, I need this. I have been married for way too long, and curbed my inner self way too much. I hope, in this forum, without judging eyes, I can talk to people. I was very conscious about my body, until I decided to embrace it.

Love your sari, fabric looks amazing

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Feel a little awkward about "pimping" my profile, but I promised myself I wouldn't be a wallflower here. Don't mean to be promotional, but I have written some stories that I'm hoping will please. Same with my pics/video 😊 If you leave a hot comment I'll (try to) reply and will love you forever. Like I said, I'm here to feel slutty. Speaking of which:

Ive just spent the morning reading your stories as I wait for mine to be published and let's just say wow 😲

I've just requested publishment of 'A late night at work' it's a true recap of some crazy antics my wife and I got up to just before Christmas after a late night returning from work.

I'm tempted to follow the true theme by finishing a story called 'not only the fish were spawning' which is a story of a fishing trip that I took in which my arrived late one night and ensured I didn't get lonely.