Most reality and game shows are fake, with "drama" and "sub plots" and "outrageous characters". I remember the first season of Survivor when the producers said it was fake. As long as you know that they are no more real than wrestling and don't take anything serious they are fun. Notice that all the "entertainment" contests have the same format and all the contest like Project Runway have the same type of format and all the "reality" shows also have their same format (now who takes the camera and sound if the people are suppose to be alone?). The drama, the drama!
California has a lot of hot sexy weather women, but I think one of the hottest is Jackie Johnson. Ummmm. But I would share a soaking rain with just about all of them.
Pretty Baby with Brooke Shields as a daughter of a prostitute.
I'm a gentleman. I would never embarrass two lovely ladies who want to jack me till I am nice and hard. Then one can be pleased with a blow job while the other uses her hand between us. Problem solved.
Yes. I love being "branded" by a woman. I have come back from lunch at work with lip stick on my face and the girls teased me. I blushed of course, but still enjoyed it. Also I enjoy seeing it on my cock during a blow job. All or most women who are straight or bi love putting on war paint and we men don't object. A woman's lips are sexy.
If that is who she is then I would not object because I care for her. But I think it best if you share. By share I mean if her if her gf is lez then she and I share my girl, giving her the best of both. If they are both bi then I see no reason why they can't share me. It is a manner or trust and love.
Not all girls use wine bottles? Man, what am I going to do with all these empty wine bottles now that I can't sell them at the all girls school down the road?
There are a lot of things that are annoying you know, things that bug you, you know, a lot, you know, people are always saying, you know, stupid things, you know, that show they aren't educated, you know, that just drive you crazy, you know.
First bury my face in your sweet cleavage and then my cock in that hot fuck tunnel of flesh. Then we'll talk.
It's happen to me before. Once at a dance club I was sitting alone and this girl sat down and put her arms around me and kissed me. She didn't pull away and I started to kiss her back. I don't know if it was a dare or what, but a club employee came over and told us to stop. I asked her if she wanted to go outside but she said no. Another time in the hospital a nurse kissed me and another had come in with the excuse of taking my pulse and held my hand to her breast but in both cases I was a little shocked and didn't take it as far as I dream now I wish I had. How come you have to be injured or sick to be in a hospital with a bunch of hot nurses? When I was a teenager vacationing in the mountains a girl came up to me and said her girl friend wanted me to meet her. Her girl friend was a hot well curved blonde. I don't know if I was the wrong guy or what, but I had a very good time the rest of the stay.
Walk into an all girls school after their sex education class.
Things a wise man never should say.
A wise man never asks his wife for a threesome when she catches him in bed with another woman.
Telling your wife she is as good as her mother in bed is not considered a polite complement.
Telling your boss that you would quit your job in a minute if his wife wasn't such a good piece of ass.
Pointing out to the IRS auditor he made a mistake in not including your illegal income in his figures.
Here is a thought. Never give the finger to an oncoming bus driver. Believe me that is something I won't do a third time.
I double clicked and it won't let me delete so I have to write a second funny and highly intelligent article on why I come to lush other than for the sexy stories and women. This may take some time so why don't you grab a cup of coffee while I work on this. I was going to write something really dirty, but the local censor said if I did they would trade me to the minors for a player to be named later as soon as they get out of jail.
"What an obamnation the world has turned into"
Yes more than once. But it is not a good idea. The funny part is that the woman or girl is the one who came on to me first. I have a bad habit of joking and teasing and I guess a girl could take that wrong. But having an affair with a woman at work is the same as being married because you spend most of the waking day with her. (Many companies don't allow married couples to work in the same department for the same reason, if things go bad it causes trouble at the work space). And for guys it can be very dangerous. Remember the laws about sexual harassment are for women only. I've had women say and do things that if I had done them I would be fired or in jail. It would be nice if equal rights was for real with the sexes, but its not. So if your sexual fun at work goes wrong, it is usually the guy who loses his job or worst. But it is hot being felt up or having sex when and where you know you shouldn't.
Over seas it is part of the service and a very good service it is. Here in my home town the police and city council are coming (no pun) down the parlors in the city as many seem to be in the "special" business. They are suppose to have a license, but turn up in the small shopping centers till the police raid them and then forced out of town. One of my friends tried one and said it was hot and sexy, but I haven't and not sure if I want the cops coming in as I cumming out. I enjoy the soap massage I got overseas the best. The girl soaps her body and then lays on you and "washes" away your troubles.
I use to really enjoy it, but like everything Yahoo does when it changes, it changes for the worst. Now I can't even get it to load.
Yes, I enjoy either adding pictures to a story or finding pictures and writing a story around them. It adds to the story I think. Love to read some of yours.
Why women all go to the ladies room at the same time. (Unless it is their evil headquarters where they make their plans on taking over the world)
What Hillary Clinton has ever done honest and in helping the country. Why Obama and Trump haven't been run out of town on a rail.
The lady lying next to me saying "Wow, you the man."
24 years. I worked with and dated her eldest daughter (she has 3) and then I started dating the mother. She worked as a waitress in a bar my buddy and I went to and one night she brought two of her hot daughters for us to meet and her girl and I saw each other and laughed and dated again for a bit, but it was her mother (and she asked me out first) that I wanted. She was so hot and sexy and wild in bed.
Does enjoying a lovely breast in my mouth count? Of course now I know what pleasure a sweet mound of flesh can give a guy.
I would say wet horny ones.
stories, forum and hot profiles and sexy woman. At least those were the rides the tour book said I would find. 