Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Cut back brambles in the garden...
Go to 7-11 for cigarettes, I know for a fact, because the cops told me!
Lol
cook. at least wear an apron over the nakedness.
Take your garbage to the curb...neighbors don't always appreciate ut
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
promote sexual abstinence for teenagers ...
"Just say No kids !!!"
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
fill up the gas tank .... at noon!! hehehe
slide down a frozen pole.
Oh!! Ride a bike...without the seat!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
head into the bank to sign your loan renewal
appear for a job interview.
slide down the stair railing.
sit on a dark seat in the sun.
trick-or-treat.
try to impress your friends.
try that hot new pick-up line you just heard.
try Sumo wrestling.
give granny a kiss.
Shovel snow...
Pick up the kids from school...
Go to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
bend over in front of hap
Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.
Hmm, would be worse giving the interviewing naked or having the interview naked I wonder???
I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!
Greet your mother in law at the front door
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Walking nearby child playground.
Operating chain saw.
Stand in front of your window at night with the drapes open and the lights on
harvest honey from the bees
Run a marathon. Oh, the chafing and bouncing!