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Sit on an ant hill
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Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling


Actually that is a good idea. I love to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come calling. I love to always ask the Mormons if I can ride their bike. I say, "Don't worry I won't get the seat dirty!"
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buz...that is sooooo wrong....lol

don't sit on a cactus...well you don't want to do that with clothes on either but naked would be so much worse!
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shovel snow
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Fall asleep while tanning
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attend Sunday morning mass
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WOW, I Have Done A Few Of The Things Already Mentioned!

Try To Climb A Saguaro Cactus
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flag down a cop
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Play the accordion.
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take a walk to the store for the paper
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Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!
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Sit on anything metal in freezing tempatures
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Play Tennis
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Quote by dantheman69
Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!


but have you seen some fans there?? they do wear pants .... but shirtless and painted! Brrrrrr is right!!
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cut down a Christmas tree
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run a marathon .... yikes!
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Arc welding
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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arc welding....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gardening or lawn work
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working on cars
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Trim rose bushes
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Play with fire
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ride a bucking bronco (though, maybe a Denver Bronco player or fan! hehehe)
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Prune the rose bushes
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Clear and remove poison ivy
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Cook bacon.
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
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Clear and remove poison ivy


Lol good one bill!

Show up to a meeting with your boss
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put up christmas lights on the house outside
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for us guys..close the window with a hard on (havent done it but its happened in Family Guy)
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bake cookies!