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Sit on an ant hill
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Quote by poizenivy
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling


Actually that is a good idea. I love to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come calling. I love to always ask the Mormons if I can ride their bike. I say, "Don't worry I won't get the seat dirty!"
buz...that is sooooo wrong....lol

don't sit on a cactus...well you don't want to do that with clothes on either but naked would be so much worse!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

shovel snow
Fall asleep while tanning
attend Sunday morning mass
WOW, I Have Done A Few Of The Things Already Mentioned!

Try To Climb A Saguaro Cactus
flag down a cop
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

take a walk to the store for the paper
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Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!
Sit on anything metal in freezing tempatures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Quote by dantheman69
Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!


but have you seen some fans there?? they do wear pants .... but shirtless and painted! Brrrrrr is right!!
cut down a Christmas tree
run a marathon .... yikes!
Arc welding
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
arc welding....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gardening or lawn work
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

working on cars
Trim rose bushes
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Play with fire
ride a bucking bronco (though, maybe a Denver Bronco player or fan! hehehe)
Prune the rose bushes
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Clear and remove poison ivy
Cook bacon.
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
Quote by bill11
Clear and remove poison ivy


Lol good one bill!

Show up to a meeting with your boss
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

put up christmas lights on the house outside
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for us guys..close the window with a hard on (havent done it but its happened in Family Guy)
bake cookies!