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tomlando
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
United States

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Nikki703 wrote:

Denver over Baltimore

Green Bay over San Francisco

Seattle over Atlanta

New England over Houston ( hope Im wrong here)


Yeah, That is exactly how I see it also!
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Aha!! The league must have read my post yesterday and it scared the crap out of them
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I think the fans could be in control if we all got together and went on strike for a week or two. If there was a drop of, oh say, 25% of TV viewership and attendance at the games, I think the ref issue would be over quickly. Getting that many of us to go 'Cold Turkey' for a week or two would be a tough assignment. Watching on an over the air antenna instead of cable could reduce the numbers some. Have a bunch of friends watch together would be another way. Losing money is the one thing that can break those wealthy, stubborn egos.
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Site unseen, The sound of glass breaking. It always makes my eyes widen along with a duck and cringe.
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ChefKathleen said: "I hope you used your last one to the fullest and shot that load all over the television. "

hahahahaha...maybe when I was in my 20's that might have been possible. So funny!

Thanks Kathleen
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Thanks Claire,
I did! haha Maybe this will help other readers going through similiar experiences to have a plan in place
I have a new 65" TV that is hooked up to the internet, the images are lifesize in HD! Really cool, for those of us who are visually stimulated. I just took my time with no interuptions and waited for nature to take its course.
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I've been reading here for a while and have really appreciated the most of the people I have grown to know here. I am not a very social person online, but I have many good friends and aquaintances in my offline life.
And.. Here I sit, though, alone on a Friday night, with the reality of having my last, normal wet orgasm, as I am going to have my prostrate removed next Monday. Ok...Now Stop! This is not a sympathy searching, poor ol' soul, doing whatever...for attention type of post. In fact, by the time many have read this the event will be long over. I ponder now, although late and really unprepared...as I have been doing everything to make sure my business will stay afloat and my care will be a minimum intrusion on my friends and distant (geographically) family...mMaking sure all the bills get paid, preparing for the worst and expecting for the best. I am 62 years old, so it is not a surprise that I have Prostrate cancer. I have regular checkups so it was caught early and it seems there are no huge concerns after the surgery.

But here I am, Friday night...lots to do tomorrow and no food & draining my entrails on Sunday.

I haven't planned on an important thing though, What should be the LAST?
For those that may not be aware, the Prostrate is a gland in the male body that supplies the juice in an orgasm. I am told that in a year or two I may be able to have a 'dry' orgasm...WOW...Doesn't that sound exciting? You would think that with all the 30 days I had to prepare I would have at least given some consideration to the last 'Big Bang'. eh?
Well, I haven't....
I guess, for lack of female company at he moment, I shall turn to porn..on a 65" TV...don't really know which Genre..luckily, there is quite an online selection.

I will wait for comments for at least an hour, Just to hear what another might reccomend.

And I wish every one well....and a very explosive sex life!
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No Final post? Well, I like to congradulate LADY X for being the undeniable best! and Mexican Goddess for being the only one to come close to her. And thanks to all who hung in there, in spite of the many times when they " ...Had a bad day..."
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Thank you, Country Girl and good luck to you also. It seems that doing your 'Homework' and studying the stats & other info is about half the battle. With no disrespect to anyone, I would say that luck would cover the other 50%. Especially with the way things have gone this season. Anyone agree with that?
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Oh yes...they definitely do. However, there are some that don't affect it so much. Check with your doctor. I know a woman who had that trouble and switch to another brand and that fixed the problem. Good luck.
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I just thought this little true story might fit in this thread. If not, a Moderater can please remove it.

Back in the 80's I was referred to a urologist because of a possible urinary tract infection. I was thinking it was for a consult. The Doctor looked like a bug-eyed mad scientist, messy hair, huge framed coke bottle lensed glasses and his office was an old musty smelling 1940's block house, plain walls and a terrazo floor. Looking around from the examination table I was on I noticed all kinds of instruments on the walls and counters. It was very crude and didn't appear to be the cleanest place. In fact, it looked more like an old time mechanic's shop than a doctor's office. The doctor seemed to be in a bad mood and was mumbling in between the sentences he was speaking to me. He said that we needed to scope the urinary tract and went to the wall and came back with what appeared to be a 12" long silver colored (not chrome or stainless steel) conical pry bar. Now it was me who had bulging bugeyes! I said "Whoa, here? right now?" And he answered "Of course here, unless you want to do it out in the back yard?" And he chuckled. He lubed up the "PRY BAR" which started with a rounded end of about an 1/8th if an inch in diameter and increased to 5/8's of an inch. "Are you going to put me out or something?" I pleaded. "No, and unfortunately the is no local anesthesia for this procedure, either" he replied. And then he inserted the small end in the opening of my virgin pee hole and started twisting and pushing it in. I kind of was in shock at this point. After getting it in to the thickest part, surprisingly not splitting my penis like an overboiled hotdog, he quickly removed it and started inserting a black tube about 24" long. I vaguely remember him commenting "ah, and there is you prostrate...and now the bladder..." Was he going to say molars next? I remained in the state of shock for several hours, hell, maybe days, after I left his office. I really thought I was going for a consult and maybe some meds. I have never been back to see a urologist since, but, yesterday after a physical I had to make an appointment. I checked the building the office was in...a professional medical building ...and I will be mentally prepared.
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So sorry to hear the bad news. May you and you family recover as soon as possible.
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I would say to know yourself, accept yourself and, above all, just be yourself. It is just way too difficult to try to be something you are not.
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I was 2,520,087,730rd Alive...

The rate at which the graph increases is astonishing! No wonder why we have so many enviormental issues.
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Heh, heh...Thanks for your expert assistance, LW.

In the 40+ years that I have been a fan this is the first time I have ever participated in a pool like this. I just never realized how difficult it is and am really glad this doesn't cost anything...but pride .

Being a Dolphin fan has got to be at least a tie with the Colt Fans, No?
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Mo/Fker ...I sure sucked this week. Anyone have a noose I can use?
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49er's scored the most points with 48
Bucs scored 3 for the lowest

I bet no one got those right.
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Is it just me, or do the picks this week 5 seem tougher . With less games (13) and not too many of what I would consider easy picks, I am declaring this a low confidence week for myself. Good luck, everyone.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Funny, but a couple of years ago when I was doing a lot of humor based stories I had an idea for a story about a vibrator repairman that made house calls...


Gee, I have plenty of mechanical and electrical skills....wonder where someone could get certified...Hmmm
...But I don't know.. that 24/7 emergency service to a very frustrated lady might require some really expensive heavy duty insurance!
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I have a samsung charge. My last phone I had for about 10 years, so I am learning a lot. I use it for messenging more than talking. This is large for a phone at 4.3" , but I got use to it. Watched a football game on it and was surprised how clear it was. I do some info surfing on the web. I do NOT use my phone at all while driving...voicemail works just fine and I can get back with the caller.
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These F'n theives (all types actually) really piss me off. I don't even write, but I have been reading stories and the forums here for almost a year. I have gotten to know and respect many of the people/authors through their works and really appreciate them sharing a bit of themselves here. In a perfect world, I think the culperts should be drawn, tarred and feathered....publicly and broadcasted over the internet.

I just want to say thanks to you all and I am so sorry to hear what is happening to your hard and brilliant works.
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Quote by CountryGirl22
Really Hoping I have better Luck this week, than I have the past two weeks. Still Waiting for the Patriots to Kick the Cowboys asses, and SouthernJim weeping, as he becomes my personal Slave for the week (:


Yeah CG, I feel your pain

Good luck to you this week
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"Um, Honey?...pizza's here...can I borrow your knife to cut it please?" Heh, heh