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sugarbabe
Over 90 days ago
Female, 155
United States

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I have been driving a 98 Audi A4 now 5 years. costly at times. hubby has been keeping it on the road.
I made a trade for it not knowing it is expensive to maintain.

My son drove a Mitsubishi eclipse....put a lot of money into it and took it a few times to the local drag strip, he was doing 10-11 seconds
on the 1/4mile strip. they told him he would have to put roll bars in it if he wanted to race it any more. I drove it, stomped on the pedal and I was plastered to the back of the seat. wow that was a rush...and he told me I didn't get through the gears, 1and 2 and I was done. I also drove it to the store and had looks, revved engines. I did leave someone in the dust only once. I really don't know how he never got a ticket but he said he never raced it on the road. only really fast on the track.
For a dollar you can squeeze these.....then proceeds today will go for Mazza's Birthday present.




S.O.S.
by the Police
makes me want to pull my hair out, or break something....
Happy Birthday Mr. Rumpleforeskin...President of Rumplations Bar & Grill

Too funny....this reminds me of my sons out chopping, loading wood near an electric fence.
of coarse the older ones told the youngest one to try and pee on the wire fence. He DID!
they rolled on the ground laughing and he rolled on the ground crying...
1. Christmas vacation
2. what about Mary
3. dumb and dumber
4. meet the parents
5. caddy-shack
6. meet the fockers
7. Joe dirt
8. road trip
9. vacation
10. raising arizona
A Lush Redhead...she says " seriously, you have more of this behind the bar?"

I'll miss her funny cat pictures she seemed to find. Be Well Chef,
I found a new spider to take over T.s job...can't have coma and tose
reaching into the nut dispenser anytime they want.

Quote by nicola

&$^*I can't be...
I, I, I really don't want to raise 7-8-9 more fur balls!
Don't forget all the reading hounds that hang out around here.

CurlyGirly....better hurry it's really getting wicked out there. just got back from shopping too.

Quote by alicenchains80
Renember once too drunk the two of us, he just couldnt find my pussy with his cock, then fell asleep on top of me. that was our last date


That happened to me too! but when I woke up I remembered I was married to him!
my hubby was trying to flirt with the neighbor lady and her dog bit him!
Once...well maybe OK
twice...not going to be that nice
three...someone is going to get their ass kicked
four... he's out the door
I have....he was getting out of a cool shower and his wee wee was Really wee wee!
I asked him where did it go? He told me to shut-up and got dressed. He claimed it was shrinkage!
I guess I will take him home. I just hate it when he drools!!!
women rule, men drool....
no wonder he's so drunk, everyone must of misunderstood the sign,
buy 1 get scooter for free...NOT 4 drinks for scooter free.13EW138B3U4pL0My
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOOTER PIE!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZ BONO!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN SASS!!!
Let's Get This PARTY Started.....
If you want wet and wild go to the HOT TUB outback, or

come on in and get WET and Wild!

and here's a toast to them all!!!