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standingbear
Over 90 days ago
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The amazingly talented and outrageous Kevin Rowland, formerly of The Killjoys and Dexys Midnight Runners.
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William Burke, English grave robber and all around madman.
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Those are really amazing pictures. Thanks for posting the link.
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i have asked that i be taken to the taxidermist upon my demise and stuffed in a less then dignified position and placed in the living room as a coat rack. at least i'd be useful!
Would you rather be stuffed and mounted or mounted and stuffed?
I'd like to be put under some horrible person's house to rot. It doesn't have to be someone I know, just some terrible example of humanity, like Fred Phelps, or maybe the Westboro Church.
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The sexy waitress at the diner who is unfairly accused of poisoning the Fire Chief at the Rotary Club's pancake breakfast.
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Harry Callahan played by Clint Eastwood in five Dirty Harry films, and Ellen Ripley, played by Sigourney Weaver in four Alien movies.
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Attempted murder would put a real strain on our relationship.
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A four pack of beer
Served with breakfast.
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I realized that I'd wandered into the visitor's area. With my hand in my pants, I took one look across the room at a beautiful blond with bedroom eyes and...
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Of course Modesty Blaise runs a close second, my ultimate fantasy is having Modesty and Mavis and myself all alone on a desert island.
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Mavis Seidlitz, of course, who was sexier in my mind than even on the covers.
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Our local newspaper sponsors a program which raises money for free mammograms in November. It starts Oct 13 With Real Men Wear Pink day, and on the fifteenth the entire paper will be published in pink to raise awareness of breast cancer. There are several events to raise money, and in November there will be a free mammogram day at both local hospitals and the diagnostics center. The local University volleyball team will be raising money all month, and will honor breast cancer survivors in it's final home match. The bear is wearing pink and having a pink stripe in his fur, and dancing of course. Not running this year, but sponsoring, the bear is too tired to run.
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I can't imagine anyone liking condoms. They cut down on sensation and you lose the intimacy of skin to skin contact. Sex is still great with one on. Sex with the thickest most uncomfortable condom is billions of times better than no sex at all.
Once, in the bygone days of my misspent and decadent youth, I decided to try lamb skins to see if they were better than the latex ones. I think the brand I bought was Naturallamb, but I really don't remember. It was a cool night, and the condom was in the dash of my car. Sex in the back seat was about the only option I had at the time, she and I both lived at home. When we were ready, and aroused, I got my condom out, suavely of course, ripped the package open. Not only wasn't it rolled like a regular condom, it was packed in some sort of discouraging type of lubricant. I knew that I wasn't going to get any without putting it on though, so I rolled it down over my penis. It was like putting ice down my dick. It was the only time in my life I ever put on a condom which was cold. It was a shock to my libido. Luckily she was sexy and beautiful, as all women are, and I recovered quickly, but I never tried them again.
Once, in the bygone days of my misspent and decadent youth, I decided to try lamb skins to see if they were better than the latex ones. I think the brand I bought was Naturallamb, but I really don't remember. It was a cool night, and the condom was in the dash of my car. Sex in the back seat was about the only option I had at the time, she and I both lived at home. When we were ready, and aroused, I got my condom out, suavely of course, ripped the package open. Not only wasn't it rolled like a regular condom, it was packed in some sort of discouraging type of lubricant. I knew that I wasn't going to get any without putting it on though, so I rolled it down over my penis. It was like putting ice down my dick. It was the only time in my life I ever put on a condom which was cold. It was a shock to my libido. Luckily she was sexy and beautiful, as all women are, and I recovered quickly, but I never tried them again.
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Happy birthday beautiful. I brought you another cake. You can't have too many cakes or too many birthday spankings. I wish for you to have a long life filled with whatever you wish for. Hurry up and blow out your candles so we can get to the spanking. Oops, I meant to say cake.
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The beautiful nurse who saves my life when I am rushed into the emergency room with alcohol poisoning.
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i am losing my mind, i swear there was someone posting between me and rocco, a beautiful woman with ...