He Was Called Conkers For years he had a childish nickname. He was known as Conkers. This was because in the showers at school on a cold Winter day, his shrivelled up dick was very small but his balls were huge, hence the nickname. In warmer weather his dick was a respectable six inches and very thick. As ladies will tell you, it isn’t always the length of a man’s penis but the thickness that really can set them off. Havi...