On my last night of vacation, I sat on the couch in the late evening. The TV played more of the series I had been binge-watching all week. It was probably a pointless attempt to appreciate my last night of freedom from my god-awful job, but it was worth a shot. Everyone else had already gone to bed, and I was all alone. At least, I thought I was. "Babe?" My girlfriend Stacy said quietly. She sat down next to me on the cou...

"Oh, Fuck. OH Fuck. OH FUCK...YES!" Stacy yelled as my tongue flicked across her clit, and my fingers slid in and out of her sopping wet pussy. I kissed up her body and made my way to her neck. As I reached her neck, my dick slid into her gaping hole easily. She moaned and clawed my back as she pulled me closer. A teenage girl's voice from the other side of the bedroom door said, "No siblings!" I couldn't help but crack u...

Where the fuck do I begin? That's the question I asked myself trying to write a eulogy for my best friend. Jim and I had been inseparable since we were just four years old. How could I sum up a lifetime in just a few minutes? It didn't seem right. Hell, didn't seem right Jim was gone. Some random ass hat with a gun decided I could no longer have a best friend. The one person I cared about in the entire world was gone in t...