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metallica101
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 28
0 miles · Farmington
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Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
What You Give by Tesla
Without You by Motley Crue
What You Give by Tesla
Without You by Motley Crue
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Jimi Hendrix
James Hetfield
Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan
Cliff Burton
Jimmy Page
John Bonham
James Hetfield
Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan
Cliff Burton
Jimmy Page
John Bonham
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI
I played Willy Wonka in a high school play, loved it because I got to wear the purple suit
I played Willy Wonka in a high school play, loved it because I got to wear the purple suit
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Ice Cold BEER
Whiskey
Bacon
My special barbecue sauce
Mountain Dew
Whiskey
Bacon
My special barbecue sauce
Mountain Dew
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The Bandit- played by Burt Reynolds (Smokey and the Bandit 1 & 2)
Ty Webb- played by Chevy Chase (Caddyshack)
Jack Sparrow- we all know
Jay- Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
The guy John Travolta plays in From Paris With Love
Jim Morrison- played by Val Kilmer (The Doors)
Ty Webb- played by Chevy Chase (Caddyshack)
Jack Sparrow- we all know
Jay- Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
The guy John Travolta plays in From Paris With Love
Jim Morrison- played by Val Kilmer (The Doors)
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there's a lot of phrases.
"TURN IT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT UP YOUR ASS AND TO THE LEFT"
"yes"
"no"
"I get a little flirty when I'm drunk"
"I'm proud of you"
"TURN IT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT UP YOUR ASS AND TO THE LEFT"
"yes"
"no"
"I get a little flirty when I'm drunk"
"I'm proud of you"
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Make sure that there are condoms easily available! a nice assortment in like some colorful fiesta bowls in each room where the action might be taking place, for example.
Thats probably for a bigger party then 8-12 people hahaha.
everyone else had it right.... except is everyone going to be just "making love" or fucking? i'd get massage oil if it was going to be sensual.
I'll just quit now while i'm ahead
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do people count? technically human made ;)
1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Guitars
3. Electricity
4. cell phones
5. Stereo systems
6. speakers
7. Marshall amps
8. Muscle Cars
9. Lifted Suspensions
10. Big block motors
1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Guitars
3. Electricity
4. cell phones
5. Stereo systems
6. speakers
7. Marshall amps
8. Muscle Cars
9. Lifted Suspensions
10. Big block motors
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probably going deaf and blind. that i'm too tired to cum for her.
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i wanna know why some people find pubic hair sexy.
because i aint touchin' it if it aint shaved or waxed
because i aint touchin' it if it aint shaved or waxed
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currently listening to "Have A Cigar" by Pink Floyd on vinyl
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hahahahaha these responses are hilarious. There was bound to be a heated argument. Honestly, you shouldn't even be dealing with them if they piss you off sometimes. You're supposed to be on a pursuit of happiness in this world, not bitching and moaning about the opposite sex. You're supposed to find someone that's not going to do any of the things that you find unattractive.
Your supposed to find a person who treasures being yours. Not someone whose gonna blow you off (guys are assholes).
Guys will always be assholes. Even the nice guys, (i hear i'm a nice guy), yet the nice guys will always have that instinct (their cocks) that just wants your body.
Girls, you're always going to want us to be nice and caring and loving at all times, well us guys can be all those things but guys are always going to want something in return....
I'm either talking out of my ass or i'm right in one or two ways.....
Your supposed to find a person who treasures being yours. Not someone whose gonna blow you off (guys are assholes).
Guys will always be assholes. Even the nice guys, (i hear i'm a nice guy), yet the nice guys will always have that instinct (their cocks) that just wants your body.
Girls, you're always going to want us to be nice and caring and loving at all times, well us guys can be all those things but guys are always going to want something in return....
I'm either talking out of my ass or i'm right in one or two ways.....
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yeah i have to say it has to be waxed, then theres no razor burn or anything, just nice and smooth