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Over 90 days ago
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ESTJ - The Rules Enforcer
Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
For ESTJs the driving force in their lives is their need to analyze and bring into logical order the outer world of events, people, and things. ESTJs like to organize anything that comes into their domain, and they will work energetically to complete tasks so they can quickly move from one to the next. Sensing orients their thinking to current facts and realities, and thus gives their thinking a pragmatic quality. ESTJs take their responsibilities seriously and believe others should do so as well.
Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
For ESTJs the driving force in their lives is their need to analyze and bring into logical order the outer world of events, people, and things. ESTJs like to organize anything that comes into their domain, and they will work energetically to complete tasks so they can quickly move from one to the next. Sensing orients their thinking to current facts and realities, and thus gives their thinking a pragmatic quality. ESTJs take their responsibilities seriously and believe others should do so as well.
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores..
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought!)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of?)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too..)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam!
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores..
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of?)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too..)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam!
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The Problem Solver: Who wears the bit and who holds the reins? According to your score, when it comes to relationships, there is no such thing. You have a completely equal partnership. When there’s a decision to be made, you and your partner discuss it and arrive at a solution that suits you both. You’re a problem solver by nature – compromise rules your home. You realize that your happiness is just as important as your partner’s, so when you need to assert and stand up for yourself, you do – and encourage him or her to do the same. This egalitarian approach to life is an excellent one. By keeping an open and flexible mind, you and your companion can learn from one another and reach a deeper level of intimacy. Way to go!
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A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall.
Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken he looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent the Marines."
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall.
Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken he looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent the Marines."
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Quote by Charlie_Brown
Now don't take this the wrong way Jim....
you idiot! now you got all of us guys in trouble. You can't just buy 1 of them things, you have to buy one for the wife,girlfriend,lady secretary, mistress and I know I'm forgetting somebody else in that list. Then at $55k each hell son not even a millionaire could afford 'em
Well said!
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Jagacida (Jag)
Cape Verdean Rice and Bean Dish
Prep: 10 minutes / Cooking: 35 minutes
1 Large Onion (White, Yellow or Vidalia)
1 lbs. Chourico Meat (Portuguese Sausage)
2 Stalks Celery
3 Cups White Rice (long grain)
5 ½ -6 Cups Chicken Stock (Low Sodium to control salt content)
2-3 Tbs. Paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
3 Bay leafs
¾ stick butter divided
1-2 Tbs. Olive Oil
12 oz. Frozen Lima Beans (2 cans of rinsed Kidney beans can be substituted)
Sea Salt and Pepper to taste
Prep:
Dice onion and celery using a food processor or knife. Also using a food processor place the Chourico or Linguica (removing the casing first) and chop into a medium to fine consistency. Divide butter into ¼’s.
Directions:
In a stock pot lightly sweat onion and celery in olive oil and ¼ stick of butter on a Medium flame. Then add Chourico and continue to cook for 7 minutes. Add rice and cook for about 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Then add Chicken Stock, paprika, garlic powder, Lima or kidney beans, salt and pepper and Bay leaf. Bring to a rapid boil then reduce flame to low. Add ¼ stick of butter and cover. Cook for 25 to 28 minutes, or until all the liquid has been absorbed. Let stand Covered for 5 minutes. Right before serving add rest of butter and fluff up rice with a fork. Add more salt and Pepper to taste.
Servings: 10-12
Total Time: 45 minutes
Enjoy!
--John
Cape Verdean Rice and Bean Dish
Prep: 10 minutes / Cooking: 35 minutes
1 Large Onion (White, Yellow or Vidalia)
1 lbs. Chourico Meat (Portuguese Sausage)
2 Stalks Celery
3 Cups White Rice (long grain)
5 ½ -6 Cups Chicken Stock (Low Sodium to control salt content)
2-3 Tbs. Paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
3 Bay leafs
¾ stick butter divided
1-2 Tbs. Olive Oil
12 oz. Frozen Lima Beans (2 cans of rinsed Kidney beans can be substituted)
Sea Salt and Pepper to taste
Prep:
Dice onion and celery using a food processor or knife. Also using a food processor place the Chourico or Linguica (removing the casing first) and chop into a medium to fine consistency. Divide butter into ¼’s.
Directions:
In a stock pot lightly sweat onion and celery in olive oil and ¼ stick of butter on a Medium flame. Then add Chourico and continue to cook for 7 minutes. Add rice and cook for about 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Then add Chicken Stock, paprika, garlic powder, Lima or kidney beans, salt and pepper and Bay leaf. Bring to a rapid boil then reduce flame to low. Add ¼ stick of butter and cover. Cook for 25 to 28 minutes, or until all the liquid has been absorbed. Let stand Covered for 5 minutes. Right before serving add rest of butter and fluff up rice with a fork. Add more salt and Pepper to taste.
Servings: 10-12
Total Time: 45 minutes
Enjoy!
--John
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CACHUPA RICA
4 c. samp (hominy)
1 c. kidney beans
1 c. large lima beans
1/2 c. shell beans
whole chicken
2 lbs. spareribs (pork or beef)
1 lb. chourico (garlic spicy sausage), sliced (Portuguese Sausage)
3/4 lb. blood sausage, when avallable, sliced (optional)
1/4 lb. lean bacon, diced
2 lbs. cabbage, chopped coarsely
2 lbs. tomatoes, quartered
2 lbs. green bananas, peeled and sliced
2 lbs. fresh yams, peeled and chunked
2 lbs. fresh sweet potatoes, peeled and chunked
2 lbs. hard winter squash, peeled and chunked (e.g. buttercup, butternut, hubbard etc.)
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves of garlic, peeled
2 bay leaves
Flat leaf coriander
Soak the samp and beans overnight. In a stock pot, heat six cups of water. Add two tablespoons of olive oil, onion, garlic and bay leaf to water for seasoning. Bring to boil and add samp and beans. In a separate kettle, cook the vegetables except the tomatoes with the spareribs, chourico or linguica, blood sausage, and bacon. Next, cut up and season the chicken. Saute chicken in olive oil. Add tomatoes, and let simmer until samp and beans are almost folk tender but not quite done.
Add cooked vegetables and meats into stock pot. Cook on low heat for approximately one hour. About 20 minutes before the cachupa is done you may mix in well sauted onion, garlic and tomato paste mixture (sofrito) to adjust and enhance the flavor.
Turn off heat and let sit in the covered pot for at least one half hour before serving. Arrange meats and vegetables on a large serving platter and serve the corn and beans in a bowl.
4 c. samp (hominy)
1 c. kidney beans
1 c. large lima beans
1/2 c. shell beans
whole chicken
2 lbs. spareribs (pork or beef)
1 lb. chourico (garlic spicy sausage), sliced (Portuguese Sausage)
3/4 lb. blood sausage, when avallable, sliced (optional)
1/4 lb. lean bacon, diced
2 lbs. cabbage, chopped coarsely
2 lbs. tomatoes, quartered
2 lbs. green bananas, peeled and sliced
2 lbs. fresh yams, peeled and chunked
2 lbs. fresh sweet potatoes, peeled and chunked
2 lbs. hard winter squash, peeled and chunked (e.g. buttercup, butternut, hubbard etc.)
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves of garlic, peeled
2 bay leaves
Flat leaf coriander
Soak the samp and beans overnight. In a stock pot, heat six cups of water. Add two tablespoons of olive oil, onion, garlic and bay leaf to water for seasoning. Bring to boil and add samp and beans. In a separate kettle, cook the vegetables except the tomatoes with the spareribs, chourico or linguica, blood sausage, and bacon. Next, cut up and season the chicken. Saute chicken in olive oil. Add tomatoes, and let simmer until samp and beans are almost folk tender but not quite done.
Add cooked vegetables and meats into stock pot. Cook on low heat for approximately one hour. About 20 minutes before the cachupa is done you may mix in well sauted onion, garlic and tomato paste mixture (sofrito) to adjust and enhance the flavor.
Turn off heat and let sit in the covered pot for at least one half hour before serving. Arrange meats and vegetables on a large serving platter and serve the corn and beans in a bowl.
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1. What is your Middle name?.......Thomas
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................Tide
3. Girls name:............... Tess
4. Occupation----------------------- Thoratic Surgeon
5. Something you wear:.................. Tie
6. Beverage:................ -------------- Tequila
7.. A place: ..................................... Texas
8. Something you shout .. --------- Traffic
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................Tide
3. Girls name:............... Tess
4. Occupation----------------------- Thoratic Surgeon
5. Something you wear:.................. Tie
6. Beverage:................ -------------- Tequila
7.. A place: ..................................... Texas
8. Something you shout .. --------- Traffic