Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
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Expensive toy who wants one?
Now don't take this the wrong way Jim....
you idiot! now you got all of us guys in trouble. You can't just buy 1 of them things, you have to buy one for the wife,girlfriend,lady secretary, mistress and I know I'm forgetting somebody else in that list. Then at $55k each hell son not even a millionaire could afford 'em 
you idiot! now you got all of us guys in trouble. You can't just buy 1 of them things, you have to buy one for the wife,girlfriend,lady secretary, mistress and I know I'm forgetting somebody else in that list. Then at $55k each hell son not even a millionaire could afford 'em I know we are supposed to be enthralled with precious metals, gold and silver.
And who could ever get enough of those covalently bonded carbon atoms? Diamonds are shiny and all but I'm personally not too exited about them. But I guess having a lot of them makes you more socially elite?
Now make a sex toy that really truly feels like a real cock then we may have a winner. There are some that have come really close but nothing that really matches it.
And who could ever get enough of those covalently bonded carbon atoms? Diamonds are shiny and all but I'm personally not too exited about them. But I guess having a lot of them makes you more socially elite?
Now make a sex toy that really truly feels like a real cock then we may have a winner. There are some that have come really close but nothing that really matches it.
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Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
I agree! You buying us one bike?
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Diamonds are shiny and all but I'm personally not too exited about them. But I guess having a lot of them makes you more socially elite?
Definitely, but also richer and with more to show for it. I would have them removed from the dildo and made into other good jewelry.
I could always have them put rubies into the dildo where the diamonds were. Quote by Jillicious
Now make a sex toy that really truly feels like a real cock then we may have a winner. There are some that have come really close but nothing that really matches it.
No kidding- I mean it can't be that tough, but I've never seen or felt one that really pulled it off either, which is weird since that's the whole point of dildos being invented.
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Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
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Now don't take this the wrong way Jim....
Well said!
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Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
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That's kind of scary. I'd be more willing to get a car than that. Or maybe a boat. Probably the boat. More fun.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.5rfhjN87I4ZKUrYv
Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bXIhWuQzs5ieSq1a
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
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Quote by bikebum1975Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.gYZtDqOFjg2Oq4QM
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)
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Jim, feel like getting me one?
And Tiff, yes, I want the boat!
And Tiff, yes, I want the boat!
In lust and dreams,
Ashlyn
Ashlyn
Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.2RD5caHxZ2AoLmkB
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)
RIGHT!!!!! LMAO
Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.878aNLwB4UecKz62
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)
RIGHT!!!!! LMAO
Awww come on bike you know you want to be our boy toy....
Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Charlie_Brown
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yet
Yes she has smartass LOL
Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yet
and if she has, well you now have to get two
one for the girlfriend and know one for the fiance.Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit
I want to be a man(boy) toy Quote by Charlie_BrownQuote by bikebum1975Quote by Charlie_Brown
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yet
Yes she has smartass LOL
Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yet
Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit
Aww charlie you can be my man (boy) toy any day babe
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Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.np6bpGprCnicXYPc
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)
RIGHT!!!!! LMAO
Is that a no? Your not willing to be Sam's and my boy toy? [-o<
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Quote by Charlie_BrownQuote by bikebum1975Quote by Charlie_Brown
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yet
Yes she has smartass LOL
Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yet
Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit
Sam and I Can hurt you next ;)
Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by cuddlebunnie73Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975Quote by Sassy2010Quote by bikebum1975
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?
http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
You buying?
HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)
Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.yQtcqWpf18vqhzNw
RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao
Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)
RIGHT!!!!! LMAO
Awww come on bike you know you want to be our boy toy....
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