A man runs out of gas....

19 Jun 2010

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,

Wait for it...
Wait for it...

You're just gonna love this...

I see you smiling

OK now y'all can groan laughing6

19 Jun 2010

HA..corny but funny!

19 Jun 2010

Good one BB.

19 Jun 2010

It was about 02:00 am in the morning a few years back when I was
in the "drive thru" taco joint in San Diego.

While waiting behind a couple of other cars, a man with a "gasoline
container" approached my car and said "My car ran out of gas on the
freeway. Please give me a couple of dollars so I can get my family
home."

I gave him four or five dollars and he said "Thanks" and walked away.

A few weeks later, I am at the taco joint again, and the same black guy
walks up to my car.

He does not recognize me, so I say to him "Are you out of gas again?"

hello1

20 Jun 2010

That a good one.

24 Jun 2010

Good one...lol

25 Jun 2010

Rolls her eyes.

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy