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iceman
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by roccotool
I'd do it and on day 366, I'd throw a hell of an orgy for all of you in the Bahamas, with Tech Goddess under me, I mean, at my side.



I hope you don't mind flying.



Love the plane, Rocco.... can I use that as a logo??
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Self masturbation is allowed....but $1000.00 is deducted from your account each and every time you punch the clown or reach for your rabbit.


Really? What if I agree but in the end I masturbate too many times? Do I have to pay back money if I exceed 100 self pleasure sessions within one year? Or am I just no longer eligible for any money at all?


Jill, you and I would probably end up owing them money!! hehehehe

Yes, I could and have done it, now pay up!!
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I've seen them all before, but not all together!

Great job! That bank heist was the best one!
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Quote by xXxFuckDollxXx
Dear all authors

This is just a question/observation. Your stories get a lot of views and votes, substantially above the other categories.

- How do you do this?
- Why do you think this is?

Non authors can reply too


I write about because I like it and want to tell the stories. You would be surprised at just how many authors are telling their own personal story, just changing the names, just like mine. I personally see nothing wrong with an incestuous relationship, as long as there is no force of any kind and the participants are of legal consenting age.

Incest is one of the most popularly read and written genres.

Incest is one of the last taboos there is. It is society that made it unacceptable, but it exists and thrives world wide. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if a lot of people right here on lush are friends with somebody involved, but they will never, ever admit it or let it be known due to the stigma.

If you actually stop and really look at stories, just think for a minute... and remove the "relationship" status and anything that would point to a close relationship, like brother/sister...etc... and you have a regular erotic story, just like others written here on lush.
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OUCH! I do know a girl that has her hood pierced.
two little gold rings, so they ride on each side of her
clit. She says they constantly hit her and keep her
hot and wet just about all the time.

When you do, can I hold your legs open and watch??
I'll give you some nice kisses and licks after!
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Love your size, Lady X.... just perfect!!! Absolutely delish!
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I loved that! I got my first pocket knife from my grandfather at 4yo. They lived on a farm... At 6yo I was driving a pickup truck hauling feed and hay. I took apart anything and everything I could get my grubby little hands on, just to see what made it tick. Of course, the internet, cd's and mp3's weren't around when I was young. Hell, there wasn't even tv!
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The most definitely look like they are going to lock lips any second!
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Quote by Bunny12
Burn the tape! HURRY



You mean "burn, as in DVD?

OR........

As in "burn in the fireplace!
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Dammit! I think those just made me piss my pants!!!

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Damn! I want to see them doing all of that Bare Ass Naked!
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As a man, I have to agree with the majority of ladies. During my long life, I've had quite a few first time girls. I have always explained, the best I could, what it's going to be like. There was never any of the "FUCK ME" yelling. There was pain for her, blood, and crying.....not always crying but the pain and blood... sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, was explained to them. I'm always as gentle as I can possibly be and do try to be in a relaxing atmosphere. I also try to keep the girl as wet and lubricated as possible, that's important too. I've had to think back a long ways and draw on those memories. Who knows when I'll get a chance to "deflower" a girl again.... hehehehehe
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That! Has to be the very best commercial ever! how about putting up the link with it. I know I'd love to send to some of my female friends!
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Damn, Girl! Don't scare people like that!!

You have earned a good spanking across
my lap!!
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Sunglasses? Sunglasses?? There were
sunglasses??? I didn't see any damn sunglasses!

All I saw were beautiful "Camel Toes"!
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Obviously, I'm not a mother! I have fathered 3 children, all three times this has happened. The length of time has always varied. The first two were normal vaginal births, the third, a c-section. A woman's body changes during delivery, the whole vaginal area is really stretched out. Hormones are also changing back to a normal state, as was before becoming pregnant. It is going to take some time to get back to that normal state. Doing those kegal exercises (they are just the same as if you are pinching off or holding back peeing) will help tremendously. If you still have questions, I would suggest you talk to your doctor/gynocologist/medical professional.

I hope this helps some, even though it is from a man's perspective.
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The votes, along with comments are needed to further the "education" of the author, their learning curve at writing. Keep the voting turned on.

I have had a problem of reading a story and the scoring system not working. Any story I vote on, I also comment on. If there is not comment, for some reason I didn't vote (maybe it wasn't working?)

I have made complaints about it before.
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Quote by willingone
they are both great, but I give it to Canada by a hair.


Miss Canada! Uh.... What hair??
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Quote by shameless009


But ,, I am still trying to find out how women work .


You are fighting a loosing battle there, my friend. But, just
in case you do get it all figured out, you will have solved the
biggest mystery of mankind!
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Quote by Algol
That's quite a motor you have there Marcos... the rear end isn't too bad either


And, very nice carb adjusters too!
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Quote by Mr_Sfstk8d
I'm a machine mechanic/electrician. Who's coming over?? LOL And since I work in skilled trades I knew what MM meant even if it's not quite the same terms we always use here. OK, who knows what a Boomer is? A Finisher? A Laborer (easy one)? A Rigger? A Fitter? A Tinner?


Ok, I'm an American.. and here's what I "think" (go ahead and look for the smoke and sniff the air for something burning!) they are:

Boomer..................someone who works with explosives, i.e., blaster, powder monkey...

Laborer...................a gofer(gets parts/tools), assists where and when needed, digs ditches, etc...

Finisher..................someone who does the finish work, i.e., finish carpenter (cabinets), concrete finisher (skimming and finishing concrete)

Rigger....................That's the person who "rigs" loads for lifting and directs the crane...

Fitter......................Fancy name for a plumber (I was a "Pipe Fitter" in a shipyard, installed pipe of all sizes)...
(any pipe fitter can be a plumber, but not every plumber can be a pipe fitter)...

Tinner....................Someone who works with sheet metal, i.e., a "tinsmith"

How right am I??
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Quote by nicola
What kind of camera lens are they using, fish eye?


Wide angle..



Yeah! A VERY wide angle!!
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And to think, he could have just had a V-8!

I guess that leaves, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache".
out of the equation!
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I've made the suggestion to Gav that they make a portion of a person's profile as "Friends Only" pictures. Available only to those on your friends list, not the general public, who may view your profile while browsing around this great site. There are other sites I've visited that have this capability. Or maybe "Shown by request only".
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Yeah, I'm just a guy. I have many friends, straight and gay/lesbian, including transexuals of both genders. I've been shopping with several for my clothing. Personally, while I'm not attracted to men, one of the best people to shop with is a very feminine gay male. It seems they have the "knack" to pick out what looks great and is attractive to the opposite sex. Many of my female friends agree with me. So, my question is"

Who do you prefer to shop for clothing with?

A. Go alone

B. Go with significant other

C. Go with best friend

D. Go with a feminine gay male

E. Let others get clothing for you