I hate George Washington. And Ben Franklin. And James Madison. All those old white dudes in wigs. I hate them. I don't care what this priest in 1728 said to his church and how it affected the political climate in Virginia. American History is the most boring class, and you'd hate it too if you had Mr. Bartley as your teacher. He's an old fart who speaks in the same tone the whole class period. He might as well be one of t...