I went to Spain with my mother and her boyfriend for the final family holiday I ever expected to go on. As I was 17 I wasn’t expecting to be going again so I really wanted to make the most of it, my usually shy self disappeared and I immediately went over to the teenagers around the pool tables. Most of them were a lot younger than me but I saw one of the lads had an older sister that appeared to be my age and she had a f...

They’d been at the races all day (My Mum & Her Friend), I’d been sat in the front room flicking between the mildly pornographic channels with women on phones talking to men all night, you wonder why they’re paying to phone someone and ask them to show a nipple, when there’s a whole queue of callers waiting to say the same thing. I just sat there watching them do everything but show that illustrious nipple!I hadn’t seen my...